Remember The "Tongue Or No Tongue" Thread???

[Jimbo]

Well I'm not convinced just because Brittany said it, it means it's true. She could be a lying-all those Hollywood types do. I recently conducted some extensive research with my wife on the tongue-no tongue theory and my results conclude that no matter whether I played the role of Madonna or Brittany, given the opportunity for an open mouthed kiss with a female (whether she was human, or one of many farm animal species and several domesticated household pets) I was incapable of keeping my tongue in my own mouth, rather I found my "linguis-maximus" performing on its own, various dental exams, tonsillectomies and otherwise rendering my partner tongue-tired. I like to believe and picture in my mind that two women in a similar situation would react no differently, however my wife abruptly bitch-slapped me and would not agree to participate in that study.