Favorite Stupid Question......

[striprman]

Originally posted by striprman
Did you catch that?
No, it came flying out of the water and landed at my feet.

Is the fishing any good here?
No, I always fish where there are no fish.

Mind if I fish next to you?
yes, as a matter of fact I do.

You gonna keep that fish?
No, I always throw them back in.

How they biteing?
I don't know, I just got here.

I tried fishing here once, never caught anything.
Gee, thats to bad (I pulled a 30 pounder out of here yesterday).

I guess I don't have to fish at night afterall.
(heard after catching a 11:00 AM 25 pounder)

can you tell me a good place to fish?
In the water.

Where did you catch that?
Over there (points to the water)

I caught one like that once.
I caught one like that every time I go.

Where they biteing?
Their mouths.

Is this bait any good?
Ya (for lobsterbait)

I had a big one on but it got away.
Gee, thats to bad.

This lure any good?
Try it and find out.

Ya should have been here yesterday
I was, I cought 20 fish

Your giving a fishing seminar
It only takes 1 bite