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Old 09-02-2004, 08:49 AM   #11
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Five surgeons are discussing who the best
patients to operate on are.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside them is
in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I
like construction workers.Those guys always
understand when you have a few
parts left over at the end, and when the job
takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Democrats are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and
the ass are interchangeable

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