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View Poll Results: Dealing With Jehovah's Witnesses
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Draw a Satanic pentagram in goat's blood on your front porch and wave some charred animal remains in the air 
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"Honey, we got some Jesus jumpers at the front door, where did you put my M-16?"
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They mean well, politely thank them and send them on their way.
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Invite them in for tea and conversation. 
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09-28-2004, 07:46 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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LMAO Jake  
Bliz, is Michael a JW?
We have a hall down the street(or I should say used to, some moron burnt it down) I just politely tell them I am not interested, they respect that and go on. I don't think they are all that bad , and the fishermen that I know of are not preachy at all. |
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09-28-2004, 08:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: somerville and hyannis
Posts: 342
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we used to have the jehovahs at my neighborhood at least once a month..(the lady across from us was one to keep her kids out of the military..)
but they came to my house on a day we were going to shoot skeet.. they knocked.. my buddy opened the door and they found 5 guys all cleaning shot guns..
for some reason they never returned..
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I heard somewhere that piping plover is indian for "tastes like chicken" ..
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09-29-2004, 09:22 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: SC
Posts: 149
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The last JWs I had at my house were in 29 Palms, Ca. We were literally 10 miles from anywhere. My buddy and I lived next door to each other and worked the same watch. They would come to the door EARLY because it gets damned hot in the desert. All it took was my buddy turning the dog loose on them when they wouldn't leave.....
Its amazing how fast some of them can run and how far they will have to run in the desert!
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09-29-2004, 10:50 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Vero Beach Florida
Posts: 1,597
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Yes Slip... He's a JW
FWW, you're right about the Nation of Isllam...
Likely it was a PR move used to further distort his already twisted carnival image...
Last edited by Bliz; 09-29-2004 at 11:00 AM..
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09-29-2004, 10:58 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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MJ a JW?
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09-29-2004, 11:00 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Vero Beach Florida
Posts: 1,597
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I can only imagine Karl! |
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09-29-2004, 11:23 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,716
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If more people practiced their faith no matter what it is, it would make for a better world.
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09-30-2004, 03:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: south hadley ma
Posts: 205
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I had them show up at my door when I was living in Hoyoke. Nice Lady asked how it would feel to live in Eden I told her it would be boring nothing to conplain about. they left about a min later never came back to the house after that. ThomT
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10-03-2004, 07:42 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: SC
Posts: 149
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Goose,
I agree with you but when your practicing interferes with mine, it is time for you to get off my doorstep (I don't mean you specifically). If the first "No" doesn't do it, expect a harsher response the second time.
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10-05-2004, 12:24 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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answer the door nekkid, and be pleasent and invite them in works like a charm. The first and last time they came by I saw them standing outside, I stripped down in the kitchen and answered the door |
Domination takes full concentration..
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10-05-2004, 01:49 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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ROFLMAO!!!
You're kidding right??
If not, how many beers did that take? |
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10-06-2004, 11:16 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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had a chicken thawing out once, man I grabbed that sucker and some rosary beads and ran for the front door after I knew it was them I got a pretty good sense of humor  They kept coming back trying to convert me.. thats when I hatched the plan to drop trow |
Domination takes full concentration..
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10-07-2004, 06:44 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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I'm with Goose on this one.
"If more people practiced their faith no matter what it is, it would make for a better world."
Virtually every faith calls for the people to spread the faith.
Anyone who professes to be Christian can learn something from the JWs, you don't need to climb on board with them, but just maybe they were put at a certain place at a certain time for a reason.
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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10-07-2004, 06:46 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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Hi Ed  |
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10-07-2004, 11:27 AM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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There is another kind of JW, deaf JW. everytime one of them comes to my door and knocks, my mom always answers to them and boy, she was a damn gullibile. she thought that i would be elated to see them because they were deaf like me. and they start toying my mom's feeble mind with their sermons, magazines, and phamplets. and she suggested to me that i should join them. i was very patient with them and i told them that i was busy and if they can leave me the eff alone.
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10-25-2004, 08:17 AM
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Stuck In Reality
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Holden MA
Posts: 4,519
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JUst looking through and so this post. Those Motherfers came to my house on Friday my wife didn't answer the front door so what do they do. They go through the back yard and up on the porch to the back door. If I were home I would have grabed my f-in 12 gauge and shoved it in their face.
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Go Ugly Early 
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11-17-2004, 08:32 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,853
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They use to come to my house and the last time they came we had a big (150 #) german Shepard who has since passed on. I calmly told them that they had 30 seconds to get off my property or my dog was coming out to "play". They have not been back since that day.
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No boat, back in the suds. 
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11-17-2004, 10:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
Posts: 21,483
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I'd invite them in, strip butt naked and do my tahitian lizzard dance.
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11-17-2004, 01:01 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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alright, I'm closing this one up, that is enough. remember this is a fishing board not your playground, recess is over on this thread.
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