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04-12-2005, 07:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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Sooooo , she peezes you off and you get her earmuffs? Nice.  |
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04-12-2005, 08:02 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Leave the toilet seat up!   |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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04-12-2005, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOO fishin  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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04-12-2005, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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replace it
and keep the old cuttin board just for cleanin fish....
to stand yer ground....
next find a way to git her out of the house for a day
and clean it like you've never cleaned it before
top to bottom and leave no stone unturned
and leave her absolutely nothing to do.
that always drives em nutz
eat all your meals alone...
go into silent treatment mode....
if in a new battle
announce first warning
then......second warning that your getting very ANGRY
LAST warning and then Leave & go out(light) drinkin.... you did
it to avoid being driven to violence by her cattle prod
imature behavoir.....enjoy some quality time alone. just not fishin.
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04-12-2005, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Landlocked in my own prison
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- Go open her car windows an inch or so. A cold car usually gets them irked.
- Drink straight from the milk container in front of her.
- Stop the dryer mid cycle.
- Use her car and bring it back empty.
- Some night when she is around, grab the remote and keep jumping around channels.
- Take long showers before her and use up all the hot water.
- Forget to tell her your out of toilet paper.
- Store herring in the freezer face out so she has to look at it.
And my all time favorite, answer "whatever" to everything she asks. Mine hated it like no other.
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"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Matt Groening, Life In Hell
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04-12-2005, 09:27 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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how about an "im sorry, I'll use the plastic one next time" ?????
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04-12-2005, 10:10 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Eben
how about an "im sorry, I'll use the plastic one next time" ?????
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No Eben, that doesn't work. You'll see in time. LOL
Ed, leave all the kitchen cabinet doors and drawers open, drives my wife nuts when the kids do it.  |
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04-12-2005, 10:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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respect her and she will respect you..... she is right about the wood cutting board. wood holds bacteria and plastic can easily be disenfected. 
sometimes you gotta know when to hold and when to fold. |
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04-12-2005, 10:20 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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ah screw it... soak her tampons in tobasco sauce  |
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