I'm in the doghouse. this is war!

[piemma]

Easy way to solve all marriage problems. refrigerator, wood stove, recliner, cable TV and porta potty all in the garage. been married 35+ years. Works for me.

[steelhead]

All of the above...

Just don't plan on doing any "trolling" around the house.
You won't get any hits....

[afterhours]

mess with the scale.

[The Dad Fisherman]

messin w/ the tampons might be going a little to far, I'm assuming you would like to KEEP your testicles after the battle is over. You might as well throw yourself in the Lion Cage wearing a Meat Suit, you'd have a better chance of survival that way.

Even I know there's 6 days a month I'm not messing w/ her.


If you want to piss her off, next time don't use ANY cutting board, do it right on the counter. then before you clean it up grab the newspaper for a little "Quality" time on the throne and let her look at it for 1/2 an hour. next time you use the wooden one she won't say "Boo"

[Bronko]

Originally Posted by piemma

Easy way to solve all marriage problems. refrigerator, wood stove, recliner, cable TV and porta potty all in the garage. been married 35+ years. Works for me.

I like Piemma's idea. If you have a "mantown" to retreat to, you can apologize for using the wrong board and sulk away. Thirty minutes later she'll be trying to snuggle up on the couch with you because she feels bad.