Took everyone's advice and kept my piehole shut. I've agreed to an interview tomorrow morning (Tuesday) at 8AM. Now I need a good excuse to give my boss. Any ideas?
My goal in life is to be the kind of man my dog thinks I am.
Howabout this. Tell him you have a piping plover blocking your driveway and your doing the right thing by not distubing it. After all they are federally protected
Food poisoning. I am in the software sales business and change jobs like underwear. You can always get away with a call in sick with food poisoning. "Went out to eat or got take out and at 2 this morning it was commin' out of both ends. Didn't sleep at all and am very weak."
A donor for your sex change operation has become available and you must begin hormone injections immediately! These injections are done on an "as needed" basis so you should be good to go! Anytime you need to take off, just tell him its time to see Dr. Quickchange! Only problem with this plan is the need to start wearing a dress and makeup to sell it to the boss!
These injections are done on an "as needed" basis so you should be good to go! Anytime you need to take off, just tell him its time to see Dr. Quickchange! Only problem with this plan is the need to start wearing a dress and makeup to sell it to the boss! 
Anything yet?
Hybrid Mode
