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Old 09-19-2005, 06:37 PM   #1
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I could give you one 8 year old girl for them.....Make you appreciate those 2 boys you got even more

I'm telling ya....Girls are tough.....Its like a mini version of the wife....but mine has more attitude.....and we haven't even hit the teen years yet

"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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Old 09-19-2005, 10:35 PM   #2
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I'm telling ya....Girls are tough.....Its like a mini version of the wife....but mine has more attitude.....:
you ain't chittin.....16 and full of 'Tude"
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:37 AM   #3
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CS ... my Mom said that too, I used it on my kids, and it worked there too.
playstation... them games make great frisbees, gets them kids PO'd, but they get the point right quick!
Maybe that's why I'm spending my life going from game to game to game, now... oh well, paybacks a beatch.
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Old 09-20-2005, 08:11 AM   #4
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Lightbulb printer strategy

design a quick coupon for acheivment of a task...

which you decide as necessary

make a coupon bank somewhere

a clear glass JAR will work so they can see inside.
kinda like a tip jar...

a big juicy catalog helps the promotion....

and when they individually complete one....

you sign it and in the jar it goes like treasure

and there is only the way to save treasure

and can't be spent on junk

redeemable for wanted items at a future date

either make them compete or work together

on a project for a bigger item for both.

SEE ENCLOSED
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:53 AM   #5
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Raven you are too funny!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 09-20-2005, 10:21 AM   #6
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Padded, soundproof room...toys for amusement (or not...)...no doorknob on the inside...fire/flood/nuclear war detector to allow emergency escape. This is my plan for my future children for when they're not running around in flannel, chewing tobacco, and bringing home frogs. The room may work for yours; just don't patent it and steal my invention.

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Old 09-20-2005, 10:55 AM   #7
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Them boys are big enough to do some useful work. Yep , "find something to do or I'll find something for you"!! That line worked every time!

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Old 09-20-2005, 07:45 AM   #8
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you ain't chittin.....16 and full of 'Tude"
I thought I had the only one with Tude.

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Old 09-20-2005, 08:02 AM   #9
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Fair trade would be two girls fer the two boys. 10 and 16. Younger one needs a little help with math and daydreams, but eats like a flea. Older one, uhm, like The Dad and Slingah said on the 'tude (X10 depending on time of the month and phase of the moon), but only if you make her come out of her kid-cave to tell her to clean it up. On the plus side, raging hormones are an issue she will generally take up with other adult females in the house.
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:45 PM   #10
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I could give you one 8 year old girl for them.....Make you appreciate those 2 boys you got even more

I'm telling ya....Girls are tough.....Its like a mini version of the wife....but mine has more attitude.....and we haven't even hit the teen years yet
why must you scare me like that? i have one on the way in nov.

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Old 09-20-2005, 01:02 PM   #11
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I'd trade 2 boys 15 & 19 for any 2 of you misfits on this site.
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I'd be like earrings on a pig anyway
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:05 PM   #12
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girls are worth way more than boys . they are breeders and carriers boys are just breeders .
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:06 PM   #13
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I'd trade 2 boys 15 & 19 for any 2 of you misfits on this site.
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I'd be like earrings on a pig anyway
make a bet !
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:02 PM   #14
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why must you scare me like that? i have one on the way in nov.

Be afraid.....be VERY Afraid...


Just stock up on the Garlic and Holy Water...


Oh and prepare to be wrapped like you've never been wrapped before....Nothing is more powerful than the smile of "Daddy's Little Girl"

"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:42 PM   #15
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other other hand

Maybe you just need the right Nanny

to spank their fanny.
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Old 09-21-2005, 04:09 PM   #16
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Maybe you just need the right Nanny

to spank their fanny.
I am feeling naughty

Keep lines wet and tight in the pacific
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:08 PM   #17
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Redneck24, The Dad speaks the truth. Be afraid, be very afraid. Mine some how arranged it so their cycles are in sync and their "friend" visits within days of each other. For a good week out of every month I feel like the priest in The Exorcist, but with two Regans telling me in graphic detail what I can do to myself. And I have one more on the verge of joining the coven.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:02 PM   #18
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Redneck24, The Dad speaks the truth. Be afraid, be very afraid. Mine some how arranged it so their cycles are in sync and their "friend" visits within days of each other. For a good week out of every month I feel like the priest in The Exorcist, but with two Regans telling me in graphic detail what I can do to myself. And I have one more on the verge of joining the coven.

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Old 09-21-2005, 03:25 PM   #19
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Redneck, My dad got saddled with 4 girls (I was his last try for a boy), and he's still alive to tell the tale. Never once got wrapped around our fingers. Always has and always will rule the house. I wouldn't worry too much. It's doable.

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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