Turkey Skin

[Swimmer]

Thats because the neck looks like a plug Bigfish. Your probably figuring a way to through wire the stainless and putting hooks on while your eating the neck. Ya not fooling me!

[Bass Babe]

Dad hasn't been in charge for a while. My folks passed off Thanksgiving to my sister over 5 years ago. The man is very vocal, however, and usually gets what he wants, no matter what. But he didn't call dibs or peep until the next day, after he had finalized his theory of our elaborate scheme to defraud him of skin. Heck, it took him quite a bit longer to do all the biblical calculations to deduce that the world was going to end in 1998. If he was wrong about that, how right can he be about the skin? Oh man, I forgot that I hid it all in my other purse! That's gonna smell...

[flysully]

Do you know that most emergency room visits on Thanksgiving are caused by older people eating the skin off the turkey, causing gall bladder attacks from the fat ingested? Believe me, it's true. The fatty skin from any poultry isn't good for anyone, especially the elderly.

[Squid kids Dad]

Fly..You got me scared now..I just cooked a 12 lber.Hate having no left overs.All alone...1ST thing I did when it was done was eat all the skin...If I dont make it thru the night all my plugs go to my brother..(Swimmer)..Andthe neck goes to Bigfish...