Get a copy of the video so the next time your wife says your head is up your *ss you can prove it's not. Actually in my 1 experience with it the purging and cleaning before hand was worse then the actual procedure. They give you a little happy juice and your actually concious thru the whole thing.
Up scope! poop.poop.poop. Oh, the indignities of the ageing! At least with the 'scope, he won't be asking for his rings back.
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine