A great way to start the day!

[cheferson]

Lucky! I hacked a tendon on a butter knife while doing the dishes a few years back, and it was the smallest of cuts, didnt even bleed. No work for 8 weeks, 4 weeks of rehab with a hotty college grad 3 times a week made it not so bad.

[chris L]

never ever use tuna near your bush . the smell will bring rats

[basswipe]

And today I have a cold.Might as well make it a 3 day weekend.