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Old 11-11-2006, 07:50 AM   #1
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please welcome Jack Nicholson

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Old 11-11-2006, 07:54 AM   #2
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you want the truth.....

Well you can't handle the truth...!!!

you wanna know about how the Earth has been saved?

well, here's what happened....

it all Began one Fall day....

a typical day ....when the old Clammer

decides to go fishing off the coast of Rhode Island......
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Old 11-11-2006, 07:59 AM   #3
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Exclamation well....

he's catching some dinks....here and there....and suddenly he see's something up in the sky heading his way.....

that he knows is gonna ruin his day....

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Old 11-11-2006, 08:03 AM   #4
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Arrow Clammer's close call

it's heading almost right for him.... and it's a huge space ship...

so he figures he's gonna get WET....
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Old 11-11-2006, 08:12 AM   #5
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Exclamation hauling Ass........and soaking wet....

well the ole Clammer realizes he'd better get the hell out of dodge

and fires up the boat motor in a panic....

as he fears that a tidal wave might happen...or even worse ,
he'll get hit by flying wreckage as the ship hits and flips over.

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Old 11-11-2006, 08:16 AM   #6
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out in space.....

A borg ship from the future....
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is orbiting earth searching for the Fleeing federation vessel

and is.... scanning the area for survivor's .... of the Crash...

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Old 11-11-2006, 08:23 AM   #7
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the Clammer Abduction....

with the throttle on the tin boat cranked all the way to full...

he makes his best effort to flee the area..... but it's too late...

the Borg's long range tractor beam locks on to his signal...

and snatches him....right out of the boat....

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