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Old 11-11-2006, 10:07 AM   #1
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a preliminary search turns up nothing...zip.......ZERO.....nada

apon scanning Clammer's residence .... there is only his friend Bill....

who was supposed to go fishing with him that day....

Bill is looking for him.....because he's not answering his calls? hmmmm

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Old 11-11-2006, 10:14 AM   #2
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engaging the cloaking device...

Captain Picard ...orders that the cloaking device be put on fast!!

Before Earth defence's.... tries to establish contact

and orders a "Cloaked Shuttle craft" to the planets surface for a

closer look around the state of Rhode island

fearing interference from all the blonde's on cell phone's

might be jamming their frequencies....

and has Mr Data upload a map from the main viewer panel
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Old 11-11-2006, 10:22 AM   #3
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Talking Mr Data and A hotty....

Take off from the Enterprise....

she has great Sensory perception....is dressed in leather

and is lookin so fine....

a Pm from raven to Jack.... (back to the story man! )


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Old 11-11-2006, 10:30 AM   #4
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floating over head....

Unseen by the hurried masses of USA citizens...

Mr Data ....continues scanning...along with his new girlfriend

and tracks down Bill AKA the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& behind the shopping Mall.

Unfortunately at that particular moment.....bill has just been

caught by his ole pal Chewey....who's rather pissed off at him

because he promised him a keeper or two. Chewey who has to

keep a low profile or risk generating a whole bunch of bigfoot

sightings has bill right where he wants him.
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Old 11-11-2006, 10:44 AM   #5
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Mr Data contacts the Enterprise

"Commander Data to Captain Picard !"

Picard answers: "Go ahead Data"

"There is no trace evidence of the Clammer Captain...."

" Only his friend Bill and a um.... ahh a Wookie captain"

Captain Picard angrilly barks out an order...

"well then Beam him aboard in a flight suit then data............

and leave that flea ridden wookie behind.... we don't want another

flea infestation aboard the enterprise!"

"AYE Aye Captain"

and with that data enters the mini transporter room

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Old 11-11-2006, 10:50 AM   #6
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data leaves the planet...

simutaneously.......

The shuttle Zooms back to the hanger bay of the Enterprise

where MR. Spock is waiting.... to assist with the new passenger.

=> Bill ...known as the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&

is in a bit of shock...after his

last adventure into space....because he had his memory of it

wiped clean to allow him some sanity.
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Old 11-11-2006, 10:56 AM   #7
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the Vulcan mind Meld

Mr Spock realizes he'll have to restore The #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&'s

Memory.
..of all his "lost time" space adventures with the

Clammer.... and gets right to work... also giving him

full schematics of the ship and how to run it as well

as the captain, Mr data and his own expertise combined.

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