If I called you last night

[Uncle Matt]

I don't miss the days hitting the bottle, drunk dialing and spending the next day apologizing for my actions. You know how many exgirlfriends I urked doing that? I'm surprised no one ever got a restraining order against me for bothering them! Now that I'm "older and wiser" I have a couple of beers, kick off my shoes and take a nap.

[Raven]

i knew right off it was a wrong number

it was the 2nd time last night....


first time: some lady....who apologized
i said : no problem and "Happy Newyear"

so then this guy calls and he's a friggan drunk
and asks for ricky....
i said : nope you have the wrong number

he calls back...as i lifted the phone 1/4 inch
and dropped it...ten times
repeating myself over and
over.... Until i YELLED : W H A T !!!!!!
the guy says oh wrong number?

then he calls back again....
so i blasted him bigtime
QUIT CALLING YOU %$%$%$%$IN %$%$%$%$%$%$%$
and slammed down the phone-----> Bamm!

he kept callin so i finally unplugged it....

[RickBomba]

Do we have similar phone #'s?
Just kidding.
Love,
Ricky