Wacky Warnings

[redcrbbr]

thing is if they didn't put those warnings on .. someone would sue and win. kinda like spilling hot coffee, if you get my drift

[FishermanTim]

My favorite was one spouted by a then-famous comedian...
"Warning on the box for Preperation H...Not to be taked orally."

And although this doesn't quite fit this thread, I also get a kick out of these new medications that have the side-effect disclaimers that list symptoms that are worse that the original illness.

...May cause dizziness, drymouth and anal leakage.