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08-24-2007, 10:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
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True Story
Many years ago my best friend who was the Hendrix of farting in sound variations and super horror smells had just picked up his new junker station wagon and stopped to get me for one of our somewhat standard 800 mile plus all day all night cruises in NE.....
Few miles later we hit 495 north and he starts wailing on his gas guitar and they reek unbelievably bad so I frantically reach for the window handle and its not there.... I look over at him with a look of complete horror and he has the Cheshire Cat thing going and rips some more.... I dive over the front seat into the back and again no handles .... both sides................... U F...er I yell and he is laughing and farting up a storm at the same time....
After I twisted his ear from behind he lowered his window and the wagons rear window..... finally I could breathe.... I swore he took the handles off but he said he did not and that the $300 wagon came like that.
The Horror 
***8 track player raggy weed assorted wild vitamins strange fungi cheap beer lots of cigarettes Wild Turkey miles of road and our youth..... |
Good health and family
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08-24-2007, 11:49 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
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Bingo Jake/Fred ... My wife was watching Oprah (not me) and a this subject was discussed in length . They had a Doc and they asked him what makes farts stink ? Sulfur ... foods with a higher sulfur content will make you stinky bastaged.. You gotta know what does it to you so you know what to avoid on special occaisions .. So luds .. you gotta remember,, the day before you get hitched,, you don't want to get in an egg eating contest ..
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Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-26-2007, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Playin' in the Dark
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tagger
.. So luds .. you gotta remember,, the day before you get hitched,, you don't want to get in an egg eating contest ..
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I'll make sure its nothing but pickled eggs and PBR at the bachelor party - that ought to last a week or too. |
"Remember, my friend, that knowledge is stronger than memory, and we should not trust the weaker" - Van Helsing
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08-26-2007, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Burlington
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Keep Tagger out of the elevators  |
low & slow 37
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08-27-2007, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
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We have descended to this? God help us. |
Why even try......... 
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08-27-2007, 11:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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Originally Posted by Flaptail
We have descended to this? God help us. |
hahahaa.....its almost as bad as my hotdog thread...  |
Live at Leeds
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08-27-2007, 03:43 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
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Originally Posted by Flaptail
We have descended to this? God help us. |
Its a bi-lateral function,, a human condition ,, or should we pretend it isn't happening . Truth is average person farts 14 times a day ... average person includes girls too .. Yes .. this thread stinks .. Just keepin it real ....  |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-27-2007, 11:45 AM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
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I'm lighting up my cube right now.  |
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08-27-2007, 11:57 AM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
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This thread stinks.
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It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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08-30-2007, 09:05 AM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
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When the Holyoke public school systems are serving sloppy joes, I will eat up to 4 of them during lunch. If they serve them on a Thursday or Friday, I chase them down with a few beers after work. That usually does it.
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seals + plovers = 
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10-31-2007, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Speaking of the T
Back in the day a couple buddies and I went to Boston for a night of fun. We chased some pelts out to BC to no avail, but on the way back into town I cleared a train car. One elderly black man was heard to say, "Man you're one stinky assed white boy!!" Ten years later and I still laugh out loud over that one.
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08-27-2007, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clogston29
I'll make sure its nothing but pickled eggs and PBR at the bachelor party - that ought to last a week or too.
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Don't forget to have the bus hit Taco Bell for a couple of Burrito Grandes on the ride home to "Top off the Tank" |
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