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Old 01-11-2008, 10:05 PM   #23
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hey wacko :; No worries ;; i reserved the f #$%^&*( bed next to you :: got the {PIECE} pipe shined up & a extra strenght lite-up ; & I already went to the hospital to arrage the nurses schedules to {WE} have some sweet-a ss eye candy >> The Australian boob shell told she be extra nice to you /when she,s on her shift .. but when shes off she is at CLAMMER,s house studing lip-reading ::
look on the bright side >>>>>>>> they knock ya the f $%^&*( out & if they really mess up >> you won,t be awake to know it >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I,ll smashup your boat & all your gear . I promise to drag everything thru beach sand ;;
I figure while your in recovery >>>>we should be able to make @ least one XX movie // For you to watch @ a later date;;
the woman have all volunteered their services & the list of male slaves goes as follows ;;

Jimmy the [stink] white >> will be the point man fending off the [[bag ladies]] with the Rotten a ss cigar,s he,s saving for the event ;;
While Steve [The Limp}] will be spending most of the time chasing the old slow worn out ones .. while on meds >.he will try & please / & pray to the Irish Blood Clot god that he doesn,t start to bleed out before [ITS] out ;;
$###### &&&&&&&& Clammer will be In recovery with the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& >>> will keep the hospital going // as the call on {pants down }we soon become the words to live by ;;
also installing a F #$%^&*() ladder >.to roll in & out of bed while morning & groaning >> with double orders of wings & fries ;; he also will probablt release his latest skin flick >>> {FROM BEHIND >>>>ON A SEAL ...
&& for baackup we have fishaholic 18 >. also world known as { My minds made up >I THINK}}
ya doctor has already called us .. to give us a headstart on what we need to have for {YOUR} stay :: while on vacation :;
FIRST .. we all know you,ll have a feeding tube for awhile >>> so it is F-18 jobs to start crushing up peanuts & have the mechanics ready to have them mix with sillY puddy >>> so even a steady drip of morphine won,t dull the day ;;
BTW >> Paul may make a guest apperance .. but no promises .. he.ll continue to fly all over the F #$%^&*() world >.still trying to find a short cut >>> from Burriville to Black rock >> But he won,t forget you .. he,s made a commitment to fly around the hospital on a daily basis / throwing frequent flyer dollars out of this 1st class seat >ALL in the shape of 30 pounders ;;
That,s all for now .. plans have just begun / we had to wait for you to have a scheduled date .so we could arrage things >. al you already know you are set to go on a Friday .. that way there ..there is going to less staff to try and F #$%^&*( up our party / & it also gives the weekend warriors / time to stop by & continue their in depth questioning of the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& on his trade secreats ... especially .. when /where/ are how to >> s %^&8 .shave & shower before going fishing ;;
followed at home by beginners class EM102 ;; the art of looking good & how to match your clothes / with {WHITE} rubber boots :::

We well >.my friend >..more to come

ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!

MIKE
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