Geeze Flap, you're a bigger clutz than I am! My wife moved the hall tree and I tried to kick it across the kitchen during a midnight piddle run. There was blood and tears... I got back to bed and she says, "I thought that you would do that". WTF!!
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine