So your at your spot and you have to drop a duece?

[chris L]

I shut off that function when Im fishing . Thank you Uncle Sam

oh and Mike P . no way no how . I dont use em or public restrooms either . except at the camp ground in sandwich . They keep em nice with paper .

I would never cut my drawers with a knife . a knife has no business down in them regions ask my cardiologist . a good sharp tug along the seams . but like I said Uncle Sam taught me mind over anus .

except when your upside down and under no circumstance should you dispell your food stuffs in that position .

(and you gots to love it) the computer geeks call downloading info as a dump . like an arp dump , memory dump and then they have just a dump .

[Polar Express]

If pinched.

[BassDawg]

THAT is sum FUNNNNNY sheet, gentlemen!!


have had to leave a few mountains along our shores,

and never leave home without baby wipes in a ziploc
after a far too many shirtless and sockless nights.
i've also burned into the cerebral ~~ALL~~ accessible
indoor and outdoor plumbing from WH to Great Island

am working on inventing the

*Portable Surfcaster Surfcrapper Series*

of disposable dumpbags witha foldup toilet seat kinda like
them campchairs that ya carry to watch the Fireworks with.

yeah know, carry in.........carry OUT