Joke for today?

[eastendlu]

Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London
> One took a
> window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
> seat. Just before takeoff,
> a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff,
> the Marine kicked
> his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when
> the Arab in the
> window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a
> Coke.'
> 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm
> in the aisle seat, I'll get it for
> you.'
>
> As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the
> Marine's shoe and spat in
> it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab
> said, 'That
> looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
>
> Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he
> was gone, the other
> Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe a nd spat in
> it. When the Marine
> returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight..
>
> As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into
> his shoes and
> knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and
> asked his Arab
> neighbors...
>
>
>
>
> 'Why does it have to be this way? How long must this
> go on? This fighting
> between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
> spitting in shoes and
> pissing in Cokes?'
>
> THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES