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07-27-2010, 12:09 PM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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I think my wife found my tide book...I'm %$%$%$%$ed!!!
Wife just scheduled 4 day business trips for the next two new moon periods in August and September...timing couldn't be worse I told her... 
Furthermore, I had to cancel a very important fishing trip tonight at the last minute due to an unannounced 4 pm conference call today... 
The signs have been popping up but I've ignored them up until now...
I saw one of the pages in my eldridge book out of place but didn't think much of it...10 years of marriage and she is finally catching on...I'm screwed...fishing yard sale coming soon... |
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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07-27-2010, 12:14 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back to C.Cod x'd Rangeley Me.
Posts: 922
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Find an old one and change the cover  |
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07-27-2010, 12:17 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Back Beach
Wife just scheduled 4 day business trips for the next two new moon periods in August and September...timing couldn't be worse I told her... |
Where do the outlaws live? Might be time to see Grammy.
As for September, the kids are young and can miss some school.
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Originally Posted by saltfly
Find an old one and change the cover |
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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07-27-2010, 12:20 PM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saltfly
Find an old one and change the cover |
She's too smart for that, its already deeper than I feared... |
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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07-27-2010, 12:22 PM
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Too old to give a....
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,505
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They lull you into a false sense of complacency. . . . . then . . .BAM
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May fortune favor the foolish....
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07-27-2010, 12:25 PM
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Oblivious // Grunt, Grunt Master
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: over the hill
Posts: 6,682
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Back Beach
Wife just scheduled 4 day business trips for the next two new moon periods in August and September...timing couldn't be worse I told her...
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Eels everywhere are rejoicing. |
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07-27-2010, 12:27 PM
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Oblivious // Grunt, Grunt Master
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: over the hill
Posts: 6,682
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saltfly
Find an old one and change the cover |
You talking about tide charts or wives? |
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07-27-2010, 12:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Kingston, Ma
Posts: 2,294
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnR
Where do the outlaws live? Might be time to see Grammy.
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EXACTLY what I said, or leave Dino The Wonder Dog to watch them....
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Originally Posted by numbskull
You talking about tide charts or wives?
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07-27-2010, 12:41 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Mike, sadly you have a Front Page in your honor:
Striped-Bass Fishing | Striper Fishing |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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07-27-2010, 12:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Pembroke,MA
Posts: 784
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That means more important fishing trips for me  sabotage
Last edited by angler229; 07-27-2010 at 01:15 PM..
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07-27-2010, 01:11 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Cumberland,RI
Posts: 8,555
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Maybe she simply got a new calender and noticed your fishing coincideds with the empty white circles and the totally filled in black circles!  |
Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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07-27-2010, 01:19 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltheart
Maybe she simply got a new calender and noticed your fishing coincideds with the empty white circles and the totally filled in black circles! |
That's it! The Empty Circle has more room to put important stuff.
"Hi Honey, I'll be away for a few days on the big circle, you know, the big Zero, like you - make it easy to remember..."
(OK, I realize this isn't funny but 3hrs sleep does that to me) |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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07-27-2010, 01:42 PM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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It's over...  |
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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07-27-2010, 01:45 PM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 7,260
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at least she didn't find your porn bookmarks
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Surfcasting Full Throttle
Don't judge me Monkey 
Recreational Surfcaster 99.9% C&R
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07-27-2010, 01:45 PM
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Here fishy fishy
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Whoville
Posts: 2,266
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Maybe time for an electronic log book?
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07-27-2010, 02:10 PM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Iceman 6
Maybe time for an electronic log book?
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I hate to admit it, but its time for a boat. |
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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07-27-2010, 02:15 PM
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tapin' up the finger....
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Central NH
Posts: 156
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Originally Posted by redlite
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the kids and the dog can hang out in the crate! safe..... secure! happy! isnt that why they make em big? |
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07-27-2010, 02:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Reading Mass/Newburyport/merrimack river
Posts: 3,748
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Throw her a curve.. fish the full moons.. you'll catch more fish anyways!
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A good run is better than a bad stand!
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07-27-2010, 02:36 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
Posts: 8,642
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geez mike that sucks.....i'm blessed, the wife has her mom fly in when i'm on cutty and planned our block trip on a new moon  . heck i should bring home some flowers tonight... |
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07-27-2010, 06:51 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Back Beach
I hate to admit it, but its time for a boat.
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NO not that !!! 
just break down and get a canal bike
it'll give you more time to fish because of less time wasted walking to spots, you'll be able to move to more productive waters easier
hell, bigfish will raise funds for it even
hope it gets better before it gets worse Mike
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07-27-2010, 07:09 PM
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Trophy Hunter Apprentice
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: THE Other Cape
Posts: 2,508
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sorry to hear that m'man!!
is there a reliable baby-sitter in the mix?
just for the two days either side of the 2 News,
that is if you're trying to narrow the window~~
or perhaps the old, "1 in 10 shot at 10K" money angle??
worked for my $$$$ motivated love bird, at least for now she's buying it.
SUX, how they KNOW right where to stick the knife
and then TWIST it OFF in ya right at the hilt,,,,,,,,,
a swift kick in the gnads would've hurt much LESS!!!
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"The first condition of happiness is that the connection
between man and nature shall not be broken."~~ Leo Tolstoy
Tight Lines, and
Happy Hunting to ALL!
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07-28-2010, 05:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: jerseyshore
Posts: 4,949
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Man Up you sissy,Show her who's boss..Drop the kids with the in laws or a the family next store.they will be alright..
After years of therapy..
Or buy her somethin nice an grovel like a earthworm.
Either way it's a sad state of affairs...
You reap what you sow..
You staying green..
Some sand based tracks down here having trouble with the heat.
Losing greens..
We finally got some rain the other day wit a break in the temps..
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FORE!
It's usually darkest just before it turns Black..
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07-28-2010, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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get your favorite picture of her....
you know... the sexy one....
and tape it inside the cover
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"every-time i consult my tide table
i think of you honey.... "  |
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07-28-2010, 08:13 AM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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Just got the report from last night  and I'm going to buy her an expensive gift...perhaps she knew there was pain was looming if I fished last night and stepped in to save me?
Last edited by Back Beach; 07-28-2010 at 08:26 AM..
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It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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07-28-2010, 09:38 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NIB
Man Up you sissy,Show her who's boss..Drop the kids with the in laws or a the family next store.they will be alright..
After years of therapy..
Or buy her somethin nice an grovel like a earthworm.
Either way it's a sad state of affairs...
You reap what you sow..
You staying green..
Some sand based tracks down here having trouble with the heat.
Losing greens..
We finally got some rain the other day wit a break in the temps..
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Tony, come on up. Green are perfect at my wifes club and we can paly for free. |
No boat, back in the suds. 
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07-28-2010, 10:21 AM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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Quote:
Originally Posted by piemma
Tony, come on up. Green are perfect at my wifes club and we can play for free.
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NIB would make a great caddy, no doubt...in fact I'd let him carry my bag any time...maybe he'd be willing to do a double for us. |
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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07-28-2010, 11:07 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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From what I hear, the way Tony plays, I should carry his bag.
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No boat, back in the suds.
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07-28-2010, 11:17 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 8,718
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NIB
Man Up you sissy,Show her who's boss..Drop the kids with the in laws or a the family next store.they will be alright..
After years of therapy..
Or buy her somethin nice an grovel like a earthworm.
Either way it's a sad state of affairs...
You reap what you sow..
You staying green..
Some sand based tracks down here having trouble with the heat.
Losing greens..
We finally got some rain the other day wit a break in the temps..
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You'll never be a member at Bushwood! |
PRO CHOICE REPUBLICAN
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07-28-2010, 11:20 AM
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OLDGOAT7205963
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CAPE
Posts: 693
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Easy Mike. YOUVE ONLY BEEN MARRIED TEN YEARS. Wait until she starts beating the crap out of you for even thinking about fishing on a full moon.
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07-28-2010, 11:21 AM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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Quote:
Originally Posted by piemma
From what I hear, the way Tony plays, I should carry his bag.
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His alleged 18 hole scores are probably his actual nine hole scores...I mean, 75 is pretty bad for nine holes, but I've seen worse. |
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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