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Originally Posted by fishbones
You probably think those cigars you get at 7-11 in the foil wrappers smell good. That guy next to you was smoking a fairly decent hand rolled gem from the Dominican. He used to only smoke one after catching a fish. Unfortunately, he's become so bad at fishing that he can no longer do that. 
Last Saturday, that same guy had to smoke a rare and expensive Acid Opulence to keep the mosquitos away while fishing because he forgot his bug spray.
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and never invited the poor bastard, who was wearing shorts, to stand next to him and benefit from the smoke.
I still cant feel my legs......