Here's a real survival "FAIL" in the makings....

[Duke41]

I wonder what it taste like to eat some cat? I would probably lick it first to make sure it was fresh.

[Pete_G]

I'd eat the cat then the catfood, assuming I had a way to make a fire. At least I'd know what I was eating when I ate the cat. That catfood - I'm not sure I want to know the sources of protein in that... although I guess properly cooked I wouldn't be as frightened of it.

There are some great cats out there (mostly because they are friendly and behave like dogs) but most of them kind of rub me the wrong way.

Peeing on things, scratching up cars and other valuables, leaving hairballs on the carpet, crapping in your shoes, taking a bite or swipe at you just for feeding it. Yeah. That's quite the pet.

I'd probably try a cooked cat just out of spite and I wouldn't have to be particularly hungry or in a survival situation to do so.

[Sea Dangles]

In the article they said the woman does not have a full deck. A mental illness will prevent proper preparation for a scenario such as this. They also botched the rescue by towing her car before dogs could use her scent to trace her. Very unfortunate, but a happy ending for her and her family.