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Old 10-01-2012, 03:40 PM   #61
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when you pour orange juice,not water into the coffee maker.....happened to me this past Thursday.
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Old 10-01-2012, 07:13 PM   #62
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you spend 2 anniversies on cutty without your wife...

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Old 10-01-2012, 07:48 PM   #63
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Your waders never dry out completely between trips, and your truck smells like eels.
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Old 10-01-2012, 07:57 PM   #64
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:06 PM   #65
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you spend 2 anniversies on cutty without your wife...
They were 2 of the best anniversaries I ever had!!!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:16 PM   #66
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They were 2 of the best anniversaries I ever had!!!
I hope you at least brought Don's wife a couple of presents to make up for his not being home.
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:16 PM   #67
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They were 2 of the best anniversaries I ever had!!!
Speaking of anniversaries, happy 12th to you and Fishchick!
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:18 PM   #68
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They were 2 of the best anniversaries I ever had!!!
On second thought, that don't sound right. Brokeback Island .
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:19 PM   #69
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:28 PM   #70
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When you turn completely nocturnal and cannot sleep between the hours of 9pm and 3am. Even on the nights you say home to catch up, somehow the fog mysteriously shakes off as the sun sets.

...no matter how much sleep you've lost the previous 3 nights in a row.
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:31 PM   #71
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:28 PM   #72
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:37 AM   #73
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When all the reports become transparent and you see through them as such. Because you have real intel on what was going on in a given place what they were feeding on etc. And how truly catchable the fish were. When you understand that at times you will have your ass handed to you by a big fish while a "googan" will land a big fish on inferior gear 100 yards away from you just because sometimes that's the way it goes
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:06 PM   #74
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You know you fish alot when girlfriend gets stuck by hook when taking the mail off the dinner table.
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:18 PM   #75
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You go to play golf, and your swing feels like a lawn chair unfolding

something clever and related to fishing
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:44 AM   #76
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Your wife complains about a leak in one of her car tires and asks if you would take a look at it. You walk over to the tire and see a 4/0 VMC treble sticking out tread. You pull it out and are impressed with how well it held up under the road abuse.
She asks...did you fix it? yeah...nothing a shot of fixaflat couldn't repair.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:53 AM   #77
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When you cut your honeymoon short cause there's a bite on the block...
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:08 AM   #78
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When your 3 year old tells her pre-school teacher and class that her favorite food is "Fish & Chips" - She's never had fish in her life.....

"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:42 AM   #79
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when pulled over by cops and they ask for your licence and you give them your fishing licence
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:07 AM   #80
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When your setup is worth more than your car 😟
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:24 PM   #81
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When you rack up 60k miles worth of canal trips on the odometer in 2 yrs
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:55 PM   #82
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you rig eels at work during your lunch break, have someone walk in on you and ask what the hell you are doing, and you tell them youre having sushi for lunch. (true story... last week)
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:30 PM   #83
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when your wife makes you go to movie and there is a scene on a beach and you start looking at the waves and rocks and start thinking about how to fish it.
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:48 PM   #84
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when your wife makes you go to movie and there is a scene on a beach and you start looking at the waves and rocks and start thinking about how to fish it.
Not just movies... every beach I see
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:24 AM   #85
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LOL felt like it this morning. how bout this one:

When you're hung over as F$uck at your girls house, devestate her bathroom, go home to grab the bike, puke on the lawn, make it down to the ditch, devastate the dd bathroom, and make it to your spot before first light.... to catch schoolies
classic...
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:33 AM   #86
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When you get knocked off a rock by a wave and are concerned that you might have blown out your ACL again and yet still continue to fish.

When you can't get your waders off because said knee suffered a hematoma and is the size of a softball.

When you just leave the waders on because the knee is too swollen to take them off and drive 25 miles back east to fish the last of the drop.

This is actually when I fished, of course...
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:28 AM   #87
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when you have to move to Florida cuz you can fish all twelve months everyday !! thats liven

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Old 10-11-2012, 11:11 AM   #88
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When you see a sump and wonder if you can sneak in and see if there are fish in it.

When a hurricane is about to hit and you say to your family "I'm going fishing now"

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Old 10-12-2012, 02:35 AM   #89
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When u carry toiletries in ur truck... Even toilet paper.
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Old 10-12-2012, 08:26 PM   #90
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When you stop buying coffee because it doesnt work anymore
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