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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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02-02-2006, 06:14 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: RI
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A great way to start the day!
Opening up a can of tuna with my grannie's circa turn of the century can opener and on the very last slice the opener goes thru that last little bit of metal connecting the lid to the can and the point of the opener procedes directly into my left index finger stopped only by the bone.
Its a damn good thing I keep all the goodies like butterfly closures,guaze etc. in the house.
Nothing like a cup of joe and a slice to the bone to start the day!
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02-02-2006, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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well gee..........
maybe you should replace it now with a good electric can opener
and then have your Granny bake you a cake...
sorry to hear about the finger....hope you disinfected it good.  |
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02-02-2006, 11:25 AM
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Stuck In Reality
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Holden MA
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Ouch!
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02-02-2006, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
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Could be worse...I did the same thing on Block Island at 1am filleting a fish. No first aid kit or anything.
Talk about learning a lesson.
-spence
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02-02-2006, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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good thing it wasnt a hedge trimmer . you wouldnt have a finger .
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02-02-2006, 11:38 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 34,969
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And the lesson from these posts?
"Don't Fillett a Can of Tuna witrh a HedgeTrimmer  "
BW - sorry about the finger... Been there - sucks... |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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02-02-2006, 12:49 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Originally Posted by JohnR
And the lesson from these posts?
"Don't Fillett a Can of Tuna witrh a HedgeTrimmer "
BW - sorry about the finger... Been there - sucks... |
Or don't trim a hedge with a can of fillet tuna. 
Hope the finger is ok. |
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02-02-2006, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
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Lucky! I hacked a tendon on a butter knife while doing the dishes a few years back, and it was the smallest of cuts, didnt even bleed. No work for 8 weeks, 4 weeks of rehab with a hotty college grad 3 times a week made it not so bad.
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02-02-2006, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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never ever use tuna near your bush . the smell will bring rats
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02-03-2006, 07:24 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: RI
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And today I have a cold.Might as well make it a 3 day weekend.
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