With an appropriate body retrieval system and your next of kin info written on your arm with a Sharpie -
Sort of makes me happy that I'm too old to be that stupid anymore...although there are witnesses to some of my past escapades...
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.