What color is snow? What do cows drink?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!


:chatter :putin: :rtfm: :humpty: :jester: :jump1: :jump: :lm: :lurk: :thanks:

Wrong cows drink water.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Oh Boy!!!

Originally posted by missing link
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!


:chatter :putin: :rtfm: :humpty: :jester: :jump1: :jump: :lm: :lurk: :thanks:

sorry, rocketman beat ya to it.

i know he stole my spotlite :(:behead:

Dear... God... thread... mutating...:smash: :D I can't believe this thing is still going:laughs:

Went Camping with the scouts this weekend - 26 frigin degrees F!!!

Canteen frozen solid.
Water Jugs frozen solid.
Water bottles frozen solid.

Had 20 minutes to fish yesterday afternoon.
12" pickerel slammed my zaragosa and then swam lazily away rather than stay on the hook.

Did I mention it was colder than heck!

MikeT,,Where did the Scouts go?

now thats what i call cold..

not fun camping in that weather

:D :cool: :( :o :p :rolleyes: :eek:

Originally posted by Squid kids Dad
MikeT,,Where did the Scouts go? We were in Plymouth/Carver at CampCachalot in Myles Standish State Forest.

Friday night wasn't too bad however the State decided with high gusty winds that no fires were allowed.

Over night wind died down so Saturday morning we got the coals going. It was a good day. Miled temps, little to no wind. Come sunset, the temperature dropped quickly! As we were sitting around eating dinner - Mmmm Dutch Oven Pot Roast and fresh buttermilk biscuits!! - we could feel it getting colder and colder.

In my 20 years camping in that forest I have found that there can be temperature variations of up to 20 degrees within 100 feet of each other.

Its all most that time CBS 9 pm :)

:D

Team Looney!

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/bloo/teamlooney2.gif

I HATE WINTER!!!!!:af: :af: :af: :af: :af:

we all hate winter.. the only time that i don't hate winter is when i can get outta school for a day or soo :D :D

:eek: . .. .it LIVES!!! :err: :err:

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was
to arrive,
Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here
soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
rang
the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. I've come
to..."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of
babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
seat."

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor
is fun
too... you can really spread out!"

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and
me."

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I'm sure
you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, my, that's a lot of..." gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith muttered. The photographer opened his
briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was
done
on the top of a bus."

"Oh my gawd!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the
job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to
get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes," the photographer said. "And for more than three hours, too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling, I could hardly concentrate!

Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when
the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your um...
equipment?"

"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so
that we can get to work."

"Tripod??"

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big
for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? Good Lord, she's fainted!!"

:hihi:

I have 19 but some connect.

PATS ARE #1

http://www.surfcasterradio.com/

On their game with Black Sabbath! Kick a$$ get ya through the winter tunes. Give it chance and listen through a couple songs.

The Chinese New Year was the other day. Now it's the Year of the Monkey !!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Can't beleive this thing still lives!:smash: :af: :happy: :happy:

its like an old chevy, it keeps getting rebuilt.. kinda like an old penn reel...

it lives!

:confused:

if a window has no glass is it just another hole in the wall???

If someone had two personalities and smacked them self would that be considered abuse???

Why do stripers swim south for the winter?????

Originally posted by Jenn

If someone had two personalities and smacked them self would that be considered abuse???




:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

How's Notaro's pancreas :laughs:

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Super Ninja Notaro!:laughs:

Is that game on Play Station or Nintendo?:D :D

Wow, that was close. This thread almost died. I saved it!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

Well like the other never ending thread, I have nothing of any use to add to this thread, except for one more digit in the post colum.

Good CustomMarineProducts, you did your job. Don't you feel much better? I do.
:laughs:

*panting*

Whew, wasn't that a close call?

Well, the new striper season is upon us, a few more months and we're all back on the beaches with fervor!

I'm suffering from lack of striper-a-mins a'la vitamins.. must get me my federal Recommended Dailly Allowance of striper fishing soon!

:hihi: any free plugs for a plug-less kid ?:hidin:


Jr Link

Poor poor ML jr...I'll see what I can do:D

Originally posted by Squid kids Dad
Poor poor ML jr...I'll see what I can do:D


Yes you are right...I truely dont even no what a plug is:confused: .. but i hear all you guys talking about them and how cool they are... i think having a few plugs would really make me feel good about myself... because you guyz having plugs makes you happy:rolleyes: :hidin:


Jr Link

Is winter over yet????:(

*bump*

Hi wewe :wavey:

Windage and elevation.........Mrs. Langdon.:smash:

Please... help this lost soul... he is need of plugs...He likes Wonderbread, olive, and pink n pearl plugs


How can you say no to this face?

Thanks for your help
-Billy bob

^^^

LONGEST winter in history.... at least its starting to warm up.

Same length as every winter.......December 22 till March 20.:happy:

...and now a word from our sponsor....:D


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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
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> Spades - King David
> Hearts - Charlemagne
> Clubs -Alexander, the Great
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Welcome to the "Longest Thread in History".....:D

A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!

Raven.....that's the equivilant of 4 guys eating at Wendy's....:D

I'll

BITE! 338

Hang in there guys. It's almost time!!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

So how many pages we hittin for???

I am so glad I didnt read all the posts....I got to page 25 before I looked to see 338 pages:eek:


Heres one for ya Bloo....

now that is a kool lookin plug. i think the bass would go running home to momma bass....but i think its neato. :cool:

:D ........GREAT JOB!!!........I found a friend!!!! :love:

What did you use to create that masterpiece? Most of the stuff I scribble on here is done with the mouse. S-B (JohnR)...hooked me up with a drawing tablet but I still find the mouse more accurate. It doesn't look like your using your mouse, pencils and ??....I read some where that your a graphic artist,,,,what medium do you use?

...do tell - PLEASE!!!

..it's always nice to meet another creative individual. :)

!

did my part!:thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: :buds:

bloo,


that was done fully with Prisma color colored pencils and micron pens....i mostly do sketches, but i love working with illustrator and photoshop....I love creating indentities for people....;)

I have seen your creative work on here...my favorite one is, its either weewee or john made to be the "Plug Ho" i cracked up when i saw that:laughs:

I would love to get one of those computer tablets...I heard they are really nice especially the Wacom tablet....I do all my digital work with the mouse too....all the logos that i have done are always custom drawn and then scanned and taken into illustrator then photoshop for affects.......

thanks for the compliments:D

~Mrs F

Mrs Frances,,,....

Is there some sort of software that you or anyone else is aware of that could be used after scanning a picture into your PC.

Example: I draw a pencil or inked design (color-less) onto some paper. I then scan it to the PC. Then with that software, I'm able to color-scheme the design...without actually having to retrace the entire design. In other words, it would have to determine the difference in my hand drawn lines and NOT see the picture as a whole....

If that makes any sense....

i have never heard of a software like that.....i mainly work with illustrator 10 and photoshop 7 and when i am doing a logo or something i mainly do it in illustrator and then take it into photoshop if i want to put effects on the logo...if you do find out that there is a software like that let me know:D

you could take a sketch into photoshop and use the magic wand to select the areas you want to color, i think you can do that with a scanned image or sketch just as long as the lines are bold enough...but then sometimes it still turns out like dog poop!

what software do you use?


Mrs F

:laughs: ...SOFTWARE???......

MSpaint.....to do all the scribbling and coloring.......and then ArcSoft Photo studio just to resize and enhance the filters for clarity after resizing.

I wish I had the time to use software that would allow me to have straight lines and not the raggedy lines that I have now......someday.............maybe

:laughs: thats a good one....

I thought that you had Adobe software...lol...then the software you are talking about is most likely Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator you can take a scanned image (drawing) into photoshop and color it is there alls you have to do is select the magic wand tool....there are some other things you can do too, but my brain is mush right now, due to having Strep throat:( its loverly having children.....:p they always bring home the sickies and then you get it and then they get better and you are sick as a dog:( :(

I am going to try to post something I did in Photoshop and Illustrator....Not sure if it is going to show up though....

test....

I did the above logo for a website that my friend has....:D

I also did this in photoshop, this is a piece for my portfolio, its a mock website design...

EXCELLENT STUFF !!....

..so there is software that allows you to scan a drawn image into the PC...and the PC or software for that matter recognizes the lines separately as opposed to seeing the whole image as a whole.??...In other words, I won't have to trace my image once it's downloaded??....

you can take a scanned image (drawing) into photoshop and color it is there alls you have to do is select the magic wand tool....

..am I reading that right?

...I got a good laugh out of this one...:laughs:

The Trial

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer.
"A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!
"The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law
to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the court room yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom,
"Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime.
But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that
understood?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says,
"I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard,
and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

....ok, back to what I was saying....errrrrrrr....typing :D

I have attached a hand drawn eagle (meaning pencil and paper). Would it be possible to scan this image and then have the ability to outline and color it?

That's my real question.

Gilly

yes you would....you could outline it in illustrator and color it in photoshop....

example 1 elf sketch

example 2 elf done in illustrator....

now you would do the outline in illustrator then take it over to photoshop to create the effects and shadings....i have not gotten that far on this elf yet, but when i do i will be sure to post you some updates...



Moe

..just keep on making believe that I'm only tree years old. :D

When you say "do the outline in illustrator" ......what exactly does that mean? Outline it with your mouse? Or does illustrator pick up your lines and darken them.....or.....or .......or......????

:laughs: no you have to use your mouse to do this....there is a tool palette in illustrator and there is a tool called the "pen" tool, the pen tool is your best friend....you have to manually do your lines....


now in photoshop you can use the "magic" wand tool to select your lines....example dragon....this is just a basic sketch...i will show you the selected lines that i do in photoshop (basically what you are talking about)

here is the dragon using the magic wand tool to select the lines...see how it looks like crappola....but you can fix this by using the eraser tool....in photoshop...

best way to do it is to ink your sketch then scan it in it makes it easier for the tool to pick up solid lines...example lion

Sweet ! :D

lion done using photoshop magic wand tool....note i inked the sketch in the post above....

thank you beachwalker:D

did someone say DRAGON??? (http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html)

bloo,

i did this as an example for you too see....i just used your sketch and colored it in photoshop....

That was kewel Eben...

Bloo, is this what you were talking about...

or what chris just posted:D *goes back to my corner now*

MrsSFrances I like your work better :btu: . I did that quickly in Illustrator, PhotoShop will work as well, I just prefer to work on line drawings in Illustrator.

lol.... what did you do that in? if you dont mind me askin? looks like you did part of it in illustrator....


i do all my line work in illustrator also.....the pen tool is almighty:laughs:


i have seen your work too, i am guessing that is your portfolio on your site

:confused: nice stuff you got there:D

i prefer to work in illustrator, but if i want to give some nice effects i take it to photoshop then, i think i answered my own question I am thinking you did the whole thing in illustrator....


i know most of illustrator, did you use the pen tool for the outline or something else?

MrsSFrances, I first brought it into PhotoShop, converted to grayscale, a little blur, a little unsharpen mask, adjusted curves and contrast, saved as a .tiff. Then I used Adobe Streamline to convert it to a vector image .eps then did the rest in Illustrator.

Thanks for the comments on our site...unfortunatly it is in desperate need of an update, most of those projects are old.. the plumbers house is the one with the leaky pipes:rolleyes: The updates are on my to-do list everyday, but I never make it:smash:

Chris

I can't understand why I am still at work...this is why I am waaay behind:smash:
I better go....

an artists work is never done....believe me i know...:smash:

go home......:D

thank you for the bit of info you shared with me i appreciate it very much.....i dont have adobe streamline:(


i have to get moving on a magazine layout....ugh....shoot me...:p

:eek: :eek: ...WOW!!........you two are light-years ahead of me. I'm loving ALL your replys. I have "Photo-draw 2000" but I can't find any option to smoothen out the lines drawn with the tablet or mouse, nor can I find anything in there to transfer my "pencil'd" stuff into pixie dust. I also have Photoshop Elements 1.0, and I can't seem to find anything in there either. :(

I'm guessing I should go out and buy .....???....

1. _________________
2. _________________


Please fill in the blanks. :)

photoshop & illustrator....


go to adobe.com download the free trial before you buy them to see if you like them...there are many other softwares too....like coral paint and others....i have never worked with anything else but those two at the top....

I tried to download that "trial" thing last night.......I remeber you saying that somewhere. :( According to my PC...:smash:..and the fact that I have dial-up, it was going to take up to 6 hours ????....I started it, and was taking forever....so I cancelled the load. Maybe I can find someone to ummm....:faga:....- - - - me one.

It seems like I could step it up a notch with those 2 softies :)

....again, I have to say....you and Chris do some super stuff. Loved that beak Monique. It doesn't seem like it would take long either...once the picture is drawn anyways.

Thanks again for your time and patience.

Bloo-

where are you from??? you could ummmm creativly aquire them from...ummmm...hmmmm.....me....:faga:

:cool: ....PMPMPMPMPMPMPM....

;) got it!

:happy:

341 :smash:

WHOOO-HOOOO:D

Did you get the addy?

yes sir....hub is going to do it today and then i will send them out....;)

why nort??

....that's a very good question.....especially coming from a dude with a bullhorn hanging from his neck.

:confused: :confused:

THANK YOU!!!

:blush: :p

Your Welcome! :D

if you need to know anything about either program let me know, I can scan some pages and send them to you...




ENJOY!

:)...ok, I need to know something. I am trying to use the "trace" feature to trace a pencil-drawn sketch. Problem: It's tracing too thick, sometimes just filling areas in black....I know I have a LOT of reading to do, but if you two could share some small short-cuts, it would be mucho appreciatedo ...

Also, after I've toyed with it in Illustrator, how do I convert it back to a jpeg or bitmap file? If the answers are too lengthy, just tell me to do some reading, no harm done-

thanx -
Bloo

try this link...it will give you all the info for photoshop tracing....click on the tutorials link for photoshop 7

http://www.apsylus.com


when you click on the tutorial link then click on preparing line art in photoshop 7;)

I would prepare all your line art in photoshop then you can save it as a jpeg or bitmap in there....

when you take a sketch into illustrator you have to create a new layer to keep the original image..that way you do not mess it up...here i have attached an example...this is in illustrator....make sure to lock the layer that the picture is in too;)

OK!

I'll bite!

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Originally posted by OX
342


YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Mrs. F....I'm making progress. :)

Thank you for you patience.

:laughs: :laughs: Alright, so what happens when someone actually hooks into a fish???

:eek:


if someone hooks up, looks like they all hook up, then theres gonna be a fight:laughs:

:rolleyes:

Still alive!!!:smash:

takes a lickin and keeps on tickin!!
Now, when is the plug porn thread gonna have the images fixed?

man things really get ugly here come winter time I see.

Originally posted by zacs
man things really get ugly here come winter time I see.


:laughs:

Go Sox.

Umm... Red Sox rule, yankee's drool......

YANKEES!!!

GO PATS!!!:happy:

LETS GO RED SOX! *clap clap* LETS GO RED SOX!


did i mention

LETS GO PATS! *clap clap* LETS GO PATS!!:laughs: :laughs:

343!!!!

this page has slowed down quite a bit since april huh?? whats goin on?

And so they have broken my heart again....it's over. If the Red Sox pull this one out it will be MORE than a miracle

Come on CornRows (Arroyo) Just cause McCarver cant get your name right (Brandon instead of Bronson!!!)

I still have the faith....

holy crap it's ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE :smash:

It's more than ALIVE.......IT'S IN COLOR!!! . .. . . ..:D

:hang: It's almost spring............time too dig this up again!

This thing never dies.

:claps: :buds:

Bring on spring :ss:

:walk:

:gu:

344
oops!
258
Have a Guiness! :gu:

Where the @#$% have you been OX ??????????????/ :)

this thread is like an x wife . its here and we know it , wish it would go away but everytime I turn around there she is again !

die betch die

344x15=1720/20=258

Doin' the winter depression dance. How are ya Mike? :drool:

Chris....ya goin' Sat.? :wiggle:

Ill be there when the doors open on saturday Ox .

Wow this brings back memories. Memories of when Team Looney ruled!!!!!

this thread is like an x wife . its here and we know it , wish it would go away but everytime I turn around there she is again !
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thats like being married and having a dream of something strange...as in say a bevy of fantasy maidens.... and in walks the wife smack in the middle of the dream ............ :love: :bshake: :laugha: when it was just about to get good.....

:gu:

Ya big guy /I,ll be there // leavin money ,checks & c/c home /just going to see [things] ChrisL oh sorry //
What time you going /I,m trying & keep my work schedule open so I can spend most of the day ///// & if Jenn,s going on Saturday / I,ll wait all day for her <>><><>,.., :rotf2:

Ya big guy /I,ll be there // leavin money ,checks & c/c home /just going to see [things] ChrisL oh sorry //
What time you going /I,m trying & keep my work schedule open so I can spend most of the day ///// & if Jenn,s going on Saturday / I,ll wait all day for her <>><><>,.., :rotf2:

Hope to be there for the opening bell......see you then. :wave:

Yep --just don,t run in & run out :conf:

:musc: :faga: :gu: BOINK!

OOPS! guess I am not up on my reading Clammer (I just saw this) hope ya didnt wait! :eek5: I got stuck babysitting that weekend.... :lossinit: I dont have kids for a reason.....I am not mentally stable enough!!! :spin:

:btu:

It's still going!

Thanks for Monday night Dave(s) Had a blast :kewl:
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.
.
and going

:behead:

:doh:

can't believe this thread is still alive.. my dad posted these silly pics of me when it first started, i gotta find those.. if they're still there

bump..............

this thread is not even close to being long

ITS BACK !!!! :as:

:hidin:

:wavey:

:faga:

round he ah.....

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

:claps:

Here is another post that pays homage to absolutely nothing.

Little Boo Bloo (http://l.debsfunpages.com/redir.cfm/25619/230946/23623/11072915)

I need to go fishing

BAD

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

Thats a good one I love it

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."


:jump:

til spring :happy:

:kewl: Dat's the fact, Jack:kewl:

My f$#@! arm hurts!!!!!!:lossinit:

Hope you feel better and your arm is ok after the surgery :cheers:

Back from the dead!:lurk:

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."


Priceless.. :hihi:

Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

A. To find a tight seal ;)

Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

A. To find a tight seal ;)
:hs: :bl:

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/1106.gif

http://img84.echo.cx/img84/2518/hissyfit8wr.gif

Subject: Traffic jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon”

Subject: Traffic jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon”


With the Price of Gas these days I can only afford to give about 1/2 a gallon....:D

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Doh!

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal- Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called HOLES?

IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE :hee:

boom shaka-laka boom :bshake:


:jester:

Don't forget - - - -


Anyone looking to save a buck?

If theres a tourist season.. Why can't we shoot them?

doh::liquify: :rotflmao: :claps:

there's a two buck coupon online also.....:jump:

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's
airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like
you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning." :rolleyes:

thanks katie, that made me laugh

I liked that also Katie.:claps:

:D i saw a bumper sticker last night with that saying

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That is all...

Cool thread.:gu:

changed my avatar..

also..

What do you call a guy with his hand up a horses behind?
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An Amish Mechanic! :D

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull%$%$%$%$tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Well yeah, . . . but you started it."

just had not posted on this thread in some time...just knocking the cobwebs off

good BoB i was gonna paint in that corner...

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stare at the cross for a while. watch what happens

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this thread is super dooper old. was there a winner?

anyone?

ok, i'll be patient.

at a video rental store. He had four tapes stuffed in his pants he was trying to get out the door. The four tapes he had in his pants were
Great Balls of Fire, Toy Story, BIG, and Field of Dreams. You can't make this stuff up.

at a video rental store. He had four tapes stuffed in his pants he was trying to get out the door. The four tapes he had in his pants were
Great Balls of Fire, Toy Story, BIG, and Field of Dreams. You can't make this stuff up.
c'mon

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That dude is nuts..
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It lives!

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Got my license today :D

CONGRATULATIONS KATIE!!!






OK, now just let me know during what hours you intend on driving so I can schedule my driving hours around yours.....

this thread is super dooper old. was there a winner?

Yes, it wasn't us though. Some place somewhere had 100,000 posts or something. We had some fun though :tooth:

Got my license today :D


Congrats Katie. Arrr Little Girl, All Gwoan Up (Now get a job! Better yet, go to college :hihi:)

Katie has her license

better up my insurance to a million now...

yikes...!!!


Nahhh just funnin with ya Katie
congrats... to you :claps:

but remember :think: what i said about brakes
once... if your using them constantly
then your driving way to fast...
use them and your accelerator wisely
and thats sometimes hard to remember
when your having all that
fun and the freedom and the privilege of driving.

thanks guys!
paid off my insurance in full today :D it's a huge relief.

stay away from the sidewalks! just kidding :p

Raven, is that yur truck? Dodge military vintage? I used to have a 53 M37... a real beast

Congrats Katie...Be careful out there....

just took a stroll down memory lane. Hard to believe this thread is six years old.

it sure is long....

Objects in mirror are longer than they appear

removal of this decal will disable your radio antenna :shocked:

it's almost 2009

it's almost 2009

Gotta be betta then 08.

Hopefully :)

seems to be

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Does anyone know the author of this poem ,, and what it is about ? I loved the poem for years ,, Don't know why .. Finally saw a show on why and what the subject of the poem was ,. pretty cool ..

When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters,
True sailing is dead.

Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned,
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop,
And heads bob up
Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent
In mute nostril agony
Carefully refined
And sealed over.

to a doors album

to a doors album


When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters,
True sailing is dead.

Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned,
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop,
And heads bob up
Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent
In mute nostril agony
Carefully refined
And sealed over.

Yes ,, Jim Morrison saw a painting in a gallery in Spain . The painting was of a wooden ship, grounded on the rocks with the rough seas, breaking it up . The crew was getting the cargo (horses) off the boat and into the sea in hopes some made it to shore. He wrote the above poem in High School ..

food for thought

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkCR-w3AYOE

http://www.striped-bass.com/Stripertalk/showthread.php?p=708326&posted=1#post708326

anything George Carlin is funny and very thought provoking ...

another beauty, think about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw

Stumbled upon...

Thread closed.

YouTube - Christopher Walken's Weapon of Choice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZLidy7pIQ8)

How do you get out of an airport?





You FLY silly

This Is Not How You're Supposed to Fly Out of Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport - Dallas News - Unfair Park (http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/this_is_not_how_youre_supposed.php)

YouTube - Christopher Walken's Weapon of Choice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZLidy7pIQ8)

You could do this or you could do that,

Love that video

You could do this or you could do that,



Or you could do the other thing.

< Irish Alzheimers >


Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down
when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the
priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come
to Mass. What made ya come?"


Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn
had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also
knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would
leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion
and steal McGlynn's hat."


The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind?"


Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after
all."


With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said;
"After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather
do without your hat than burn in Hell?"


Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."

tHE sTIMULOUS PACKAGE
what a Joke !

A blond heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blond said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blond said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."

An 86 -year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal.



The doctor says, " Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"


Gary replies, "God and I are tight.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."


"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.


A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary 's wife.

"Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"


"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"