hope we get more than 2 inches, then get to go play in it

you think yor so smart going to get you this time

still need to go fishing though

In a posting frenzy, TBH gets to 118 before anyone else!!

And the crowd goes wild!!!!!

Jane bought me a plow for the polaris and no snow since

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where are you.:rolleyes:

OOOHHHHH! I'm scared of you GB - take it to 118 if you think you are man enough........................

OH NO!! And the silver goes to TBH!!!

you fought the good fight TBH just not good enough.

so how is the little fisherman doing these days anywho TBH

A stunning upset by the underdog - GB. Thought to be a long shot, he pulls out all the stops and by sheer determination takes 118!!!!

Hey, you in cahoots with that French judge?

we we

i can just see the future

GB your gonna like the plow I got one for the suzuki

He's doing very well, Red, thanks for asking. He is obsessed with dogs, growing a mile a minute and (if you can believe it) knows his shapes and colors already.

His application to MIT came back, he starts next year. (hohohoho)

lets see what else i can find here

Hey, 119 should be coming up very soon - any odds on who's going to take it?

Good one RED look like the way I fish now.This is my son after I told him about my hot spot.

I'm doing my best here. Hey, where's Jenn tonight?

I can hear the music now...

DUM DUM DADUM DUM DUM DUM....

good evening mike is it 4 wheel??

They are neck and neck at the wire

Dag nab it GB - you got me again.

This means war...........

I'm back baby I'm back just stand by and watch how a pro does it.:laughs: :happy:

now see what you did you scared mikecc away.

GB how many herring and eels will that tank hold?????

lets hit 120!!!!!

one more time

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Yes it an older 4 w .it is 10 yrs old with only 400 miles.
I use it mainly as a yard machine
and to hall deer:D

Have not reach the limit yet. BUT can fit just about one seasons worth.:eek:

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Special number, but, it's worth it!

well got awfully quiet in here

!20 is next!

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Good steal!

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READ IT AND WEEP BOYS!!!!!!!!

OH YEAH!!!!!

Mike thats why my wife bought me mine she did not want me pulling my back out anymore dragging all those big bucks out of the woods all alone anymore.;) ;)

God I love that girl.:hihi:

I'll just let you build it up again and, when you least expect it.....

Back to the Olympics.....womens bobsled!

well doesn't that figure.... nice steal TBH




here is your trophy

GB
I have been grading the yard out where the tractor can't reach.
It's better than shoveling any day

OOO....this could be close!

Not close enough!

30 second rule is killing me!

OX i'm with you I just love fast women.:laughs: :laughs:

good steal.

must be getting close to the next one. heres a pic of my beautiful daughter

122 where are you

nice try Red with the pic. to take up more space

Looks like I'm not fast enough for you boys....

:jester: :jester:

not fair my comp. frozze up.

have alot more but they might embaress her lol

We have a couple more posts before we hit 122

Too bad, GB - all is fair in love and posting.

looks like I still got a chance at 122 ?

I think we're getting closer, but still a couple more....

Not if I have anything to say about it GB!!!!

RED you are looking for trouble if you continue down that path.

Getting closer - it's going to be another photo finish!!!

Oh boy - another upset by the only female in the bunch.

You guys takin' naps or what?

so I think TBH is starting a post and then sitting on it till she thinks the timing is right.

I know it's getting late, but I though you all would have had more staying power.......

You know what I mean - get your minds out of the gutters!

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she has connections

sorry but us old farts got to get our sleep you know.

gee i didn't even finish in the medals

Sour grapes, GB? This is the work of a computer geek who's been out of work for a year!

Skill, my man, pure skill!

good night GB, see ya in the morning

yeah... think i'm gonna take a break for a bit too. be back later

What a race

Nighty night, GB! Don't let the bed bugs bite!

You too, Red??!! What's going on here?

I used my Secret - strong enough for a man but made for a woman!

I know when I have been beat TBH and you are the master. Time for a nap. see ya later.

123 here I come!

I'm switching computors this one is too slow,
and it can't spell either. be right back

OK now we got some speed

Well, if no one else is going to join in the fun, I'll get a couple of pages in and up my post count - John will be so proud!

thats more like
I got one

A steal from the new kid - nice upset MikeCC!!

Just no bad jokes and I'll stay a while

:D

What's your definition of bad?

stuff we all heard when we were kids

Did you hear this one when you were a kid:

**********

"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."

"But why did you make her so dumb?"

"So she would love you."

what ever happened to the counter that use to tell how many hits per day were on the site.

:smash:

I don't know if there was a counter with daily hits.....

Hay
I just noticed I went from a "saltie" to a "Gray Beard"

Lookin' for some more jokes....


hehehehehe

Must of been when you hit 200 posts.....

Way to go!

Getting close to 124......who's it going to be?

It was a privite company that would monitor each site for hits and you could check and see how many were from each site .
last year this site ran from 9th -17th each week out of the top 100

She squeaks by with another one!!!! The crowd goes wild!

guess i'm to slow, this 30 second rule s##ks

Oh, yeah, I remember what you're talking about. I'll ask John...

He said he stopped doing that counter back in September....I don't exactly know why.

He did not show up at the shop this weekend. Hope all is going ok.
Ask if he wants me to mail him the reels

Well, it's getting close to my bedtime. This cold is killin' me!!

We'll take it to the next page and hope someone else comes in to keep it going!

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Hey Mike:

John said to hold off mailing the reels. He hopes to get down there soon with Clamdigger.

I think a couple more will do it - race ya'!

Should I leave you with a joke?

Thats ok

I am sere I can find a place to put them:p

If I promise to make it a good one?

ya lets finish this page and sign off

I think I can -- I think I can --- I think I can

you got it

Good night

One last joke - a blonde one to boot!

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, ''Thank you so much.'' hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, ''I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York.''

That one wasn't too bad, was it Mike?

Hope some of those old timers wake up from their naps soon!!

Have a good night everyone and we'll see ya' tomorrow.

:p :laughs: :laughs:

ooh...ohh...oooh! I am here!

aw c'mon huh???? I just started !!!

I wanna play!;)

I will cry like a baby!!!!!

Jenn, Jenn, Jenn - where have you been?

I was hoping for a little female companionship amongst all this testosterone......

How's it going?

you guys put a hurting on the pages!!!

ahem....and extra credit for TBH!!!!

Thanks Jenn, it's nice to finally (SNIFF) be appreciated.

Although, I could only hope to live up to the standards you set last night - all I can say is WOW!!!!

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sorry...I am going to be a work widow all week (yes starting tommorrow) and I wanted to spend some time with the hubby...


things are going ok....considering

and how has your day been???????

another 30 seconds lost

hey all I know is since I was on last night...err...this morning you have added about twenty pages.....I think you DID live up to the standard! AND surpass it!!!!!

just one more

Not too bad - fighting the tail end of a cold and missing the weather from yesterday.

missed again

good night

Alright, Jenn - taking page 126! Score another one for the ladies!

I have to be thankful a couple weeks ago I had a cold.....but it has been the only one so far this winter!!!!

Hey Jenn - a week off from work - must be feeling pretty good tonight.

What kind of work do you do? (if you don't mind my asking!)

so we have to talk.....

you know it would be nice to have some more female companionship on the SB outings........:D :D

I know its hard with the little one.....so I will forgive you for now.....but in the future......:rolleyes:

a week off from work -


you mean me??? heck no! the hubby is GONE all week because of work!!!! therefor making me a work widow!!!!;)


I am a cook......hate doing it when I get home though!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: nothing spectacular but it pays some bills! LOL

nope...I am so lucky.....I have to be in for 8.....yes on a holiday....everyone wants to go out to eat on holidays! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

how bout you???? full time mother ????? do you work outside the home???? did you before the baby??????

I would like to be a full time mother....WITHOUT the kids!! LOL

no children here.....I dont have the patience! so I enjoy everyone elses kids until I have had enough and give them back!!! LOL

....I dont know how you do it!:smash: :smash:

uh-oh.....did I loose ya??????

well my man didnt do so well in the race today (JR.)....:( :(

if only he didnt keep loosin rubber!

did I scare evryone away????? there were all kinds of people around posting....then I came on and POOF! GONE!

Oh, the hubby is gone! I think I am a little thick tonight, sorry! A cook, huh? I have a sister who did that for a while - she went to Johnson & Wales and even worked down in FL at Disney for a while.

She can whip up awesome meals out of anything. I'm always stealing recipes from her!

I starting looking to get back into the work force in November and have had no luck!

well looks like I am solo to 127

getting close to 127!!

I starting looking to get back into the work force in November and have had no luck!

dont feel bad.....I have a friend living in MD and (unfortuanetly she going through a divorce) shes been looking and has had no luck...I dont think youre alone there!!!! just keep trying....anything in particular??????

I will forgive you BUT.......um...

the worst part is I got the "work widow" from you!!!!

"fishing widow by night"?????

sorry!:p :rolleyes:

Didn't mean to leave you hangin', Jenn. The little one woke up.

the hubby and I have an offer to move to RI or south of boston.........he loves his job and taking the work force into consideration.......we are really considering it!!!!

its very hard for two people who have never lived outside of western mass though!!!!! I will admit it scares me!! but on the other hand I know its a great opportunity as well....

the little one is fine...but if the BIG ONE bothers you....I dunno if I can let that fly!! HA!HA!HA!

Other then flakes,whats up folks?

Okay, I'll stay up a little longer - we women gotta stick together!

As for work, I was at BU (Boston University) for over 10 years. The last couple of years I was a computer geek: software, hardware, web stuff, networking, training, inventory, ordering - you name it, I did it!

The bad part is that I don't have a computer degree (I have a BS in Sociology of all things) and no certificates. So I am behind the ball there and have been out of work for a year - two strikes!

I guess its womans nite here on sb.........


the chicks rule the nite crew!!!:cool:

Are you pointing me towards the door

weve been goosed!!!

BH.....hey just hang in there......you never know when the right thing will pop up......but until then you might as well enjoy the little one bfore you know who gets a hold of him!!!! they'll be out fishin and you will probably never see them!!!

No way Goose, you just may need to get in touch with your feminine side tonight!!!

Are you pointing me towards the door


Not at all......just having some fun.....we'll just have to change the tone a little !!!:p :p :p :p

Don't I know it, Jenn!! He's been itchin' to go fishin for months now. I just hope he doesn't go as much as he used to!!

It's hard to compete with them linesiders!!!

getting close to 128!!!

Think we can make it to 130 before 11? I gotta get some sleep - Liam wakes up around 6am...............

you just may need to get in touch with your feminine side tonight


oooh boy!!!!! feminine side:eek: :eek: :eek:

dont worry goose....I dont wear makeup or nail polish.....so you needn't be worried about that kind of talk! HA!HA!

I'm just going to do a little filler here - watching the Canadian pairs team get their gold medals.

you guys know any good jokes

No make up or nail polish here, either!

are you totally "anti-fishing"????? (I am being serious)

honestly I am the bigger fishing nut in this household.......but even so I love fishin with the hubby....it really can be good quality time together!!!! but if you HATE it....then.......??????:confused: :eek:

high maitenance.....I stay away from that.

What do you think about my new logo..I LIKE IT!!!!

No make up or nail polish here, either! ;) :D :D


good jokes??? well.....I have this joke deficiency where I hear these good jokes but can never remember them!!! Sorry!

Hey Jenn, I am definitely not anti-fishing. I've caught my fair share and fished a few times with John. My main problem is that I have carpal tunnel syndrome and I can't do more that an hour or two of catch and release.

I love being out on the water - I just don't think it's going to be possible with the little one this year.

Diggin' the logo, Goose.

How's this for a joke:

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

high maitenance.....I stay away from that.

I have two older sisters...the oldest one is the worst! she will spend (literally )TWO HOURS on hair and makeup in the morning!!! Granted she always looks good.......but I think life is too short to waste my time on that!!!!!!

ok.....page 130 huh???? we have a minute! think we'll make it??? LOL

Here's another joke:

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ''Hey, we have a drink named after you!''
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, ''You have a drink named Steve?''

I love being out on the water - I just don't think it's going to be possible with the little one this year

:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

love the alligator story!!!;)

Took my wife fishin once. She fell a sleep in the car,wouldn't cut bait, won't clean fish,heck...she doesn't even eat fish..........I found her in Japan but she's a NH native..... That explains the fish thing......She's about as natural as they come,just the way I like it

What kind of jokes are you partial to, Goose?

She's about as natural as they come,just the way I like it


awwww! (sniff) how sweet!;)

I will fillet, bait, or whatever else.....but DONT make me GUT IT!!!!too many organs make me sick to my stomach!!! (dont ask why....I cant figure it out....just is!!!)

really good jokes, sorry it takes me soooo darn long to get back to u guy's Give me time I'll try and give u some

well we didnt hit 130 by 11....sorry!!

make it snappy goose! LOL

wow....I am gonna check to see how many posts were up to here....

Here you go Goose:

''I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!''
''Great trade!''
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"

I'm sticking it out until 130!!!!!

how do you circumcize a red neck?? kick his sister in the jaw

Gotta be there soon - must get sleep.....

1927!!!I would suggest hittin 2000 but I dont know if I can hold out much longer.....dont have it in me tonite I guess!

Me either - when are we hitting 130!?!?!?!?!?

Okay, if this doesn't do it I give up!!!!

how do you know when its really cold?? when a politician has his hands in his own pockets

beats me...thought we'd be there by now!!

Now I'm just pissed - 130 here we come!!

bad jokes huh

how do you know when its really cold?? when a politician has his hands in his own pockets


yep....thats pretty cold! LOL

where you from goose?

Thank goodness!! In the immortal words of Donny and Marie Osmond - "Goodnight Everybody!!!"


:beat:

Now I'm just pissed


she's getting fired up now!!!!:cool: :D :o

why are lawyers buried 60ft under??? because deep down there good people

HA!HA! that one was good!

we taking this to 2000?????????

I will if you will.....

but your little goose fingers are gonna have to type faster than that LOL

sounds good ta me

only 54 more to go!:rolleyes:

gotta learn to type with two instead of one

hey I type with two.....one of the left and one on the right!!!!!

I wonder if there is such a thing as a hunt and peck typing competition???? I bet I would have a good chance at winning that!!!

fifty-one.....


wanna bet on whos going to get the 2000th post?????

well it better happen before 12.....or I will have to quit! thats my cut off point...:o

forty nine left


and we hit page 131

GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS ANY BODY WANNA HERE A POLISH JOKE? THE GUY AT THE DOOR ROLLES HIS EYES AND SAYS HEY BUDDY IM POLISH AND SEE THAT 300PD BOUNCER OVER THERE HES POLISH SEE THE 7FT CHEF HES POLISH NOW U STILL WANNA TELL THAT POLISH JOKE?? THE GUY SAYS NAW I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT THREE TIMES

i know how dull and boring....but this IS the longest thread we are going for, right???

I dont get it!!

Just kiddin...but yes...I am! LOL

I kinda feel bad here.....you are entertaining me and all I can do is babble.....

ALOTTA SNOW UP NORTH

as long as there is a lotta snow in two weeks I will be happy! Cant believe that will be our last trip though........went so quick!

red and blue are to purple as yellow anf blue are too.....??????

Why is it that sometimes when I go on here it'll read 110 pages then it'll change to 98

green

beats me!!!! I am computer illiterate....all I know I learned by accident!

sorry...had to get me a cup-o-tea.....

is it supposed to snow tonite>>>>>> I dont think its doing anything out there right now!!!

c'mon 2000!


they are NOT gfoing to be happy with me at work in the morning!!! (pretty darn ugly when I dont get enough shut eye) not really tired right now,,,,,,,but I know the morning will come quickly!

ok...1965.....only 35 left to go.....

hey Jenn i got a good one for you. SisterMary is in the shower when the door bell rings.She yells, Who is it? ''' its the blind man'''. She figures he won't see her naked so she gets out of the shower and opens the door. "" Hey nice boobs , sister!!
Where did you want these blinds.

my car is blue

where are you getting these??!! HA!HA! too cute!

thirty two and counting.....


um...lets see

I never had an "etch-a-sketch" when I was a kid.....:rolleyes:

slipping fast here......must........make ............two thousand............

I get them from a radio station in providence RI. Thrusday from 9 ta10 am...called stump the dj 94hjy

when I was 14 I was persuaded to compete in a "duck race" (kinka like a goose!) at the 4-H fair.....I won and was on the 6 o'clock news........

.....what a loosah!

hmmm.dont have that.....but the local radio station here does the dirty joke of the day.........kinda bothers me because you have to call for the punchline!!!!!!

I like escargot!

Whats the difference between beer nutts and deer _ _ tts ??
Beer nutts are $1.49,deer n_ _ _s are under a buck!

do you have any other hobbied other than fishing and jokes??!!?:D :confused: :eek:

Theres no shame on hjy, as long as my kids aren't around!

ooh....glad that didnt go where I thought it was going!!!!!!whew!

Lets see...I bowhunt alot, I build custom rods,watch sports(((hockey-Football))) I like ta take the kids bike riddin

hey...I am 26 and my mother told me a dirty joke......I WAS BLUSHING!!!!! I couldnt believe she would do that! shes my mother!...and I am her daughter!!!

children shouldnt hear dirty jokes......especially (at any age) from their parents!!!!LOL

thats cool.....I went to my first ever hockey game a few weeks back......it certainly was interesting!!!!

this is 1983.....

17 to go!

I agree....we got a whole 2 minutes

not that you couldnt tell or anything....but I have run out of things to say!!!!


yeah yeah I know...."thats a first"

HEE!HEE!

1986
one minute.....

Did you go to a bruins or other? I love the BEE's. Ive been a die hard ever since I was little

1987......hmmm lets see...ooh I know nah never mind....

What do u do at work.....lol

nope...that would have been 88...so this is 89...


no springfield Falcons....

slave over a hot grill! LOL you???

AHL is good hockey , are you now addicted

ninety one??????

we on da home stretch goose!!!!

well...I wouldnt go THAT far (addicted) but I do have a new more open minded approach now that I have seen a game live....

you make a mean dish for your hubby? or do you not bring home work

ahhhhh! so close! but yet so far????

Do you think this is going into the record books?....

do you not bring home work

I try not to HA!HA!
actually I feel my best is seafood ........but other than that....ugh!

record books???? I doubt it....but we will be heroes in the morning!!!:p