using it standing up i would end up cutting like the top third off. my truck has a cap on it. and access could be a bitch. but then again i really don't expect to keep a hundred of them. just don't want to regret making it too small.


shoot didn't realize we were that close..
301

late is better than not at all!!!!!

Sorry...I was setting up for in the cellar. Build a craddle for the truckbed with a inch of pitch towards the tailgate and use one of the bungs for the drain.

It won't let you put the banner in on a edit?

GB...take over.......on to 500!

Goose............did I tell you that I have a special Parking permit, that says......


.......I DON'T CARE!!!!.... :laughs: :laughs: :happy:

I got a ticket there bout 3 years ago.

how long do you think that'll stay in the system

the better spot is about 400 yards to your left on the inside

Red, have you ever fished to the right of that spot.....where the really big boulders are??...I've seen schools of fish held up on bait straight out in that picture, dancing around them rocks...:)

BLOO THEY GET SOME NICE TOG ON THE ROCKS TO THE RIGHT!

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE..........


..........I think I got stuck to the left of that sign one morning.....it's kinda sandy down that road right?????? Then you can become a moutian climber.........

....but where the heck is the elephant?

I just hit print preview for this thread and smoke came out of my monitor! I guess it will never be published as a hard cover.

So you boys have been teaching herring how to swim up stream -- nice work!

to answer your question....:D

....yeah, we been tryin.......;)

Whenyou came to the end of N Westfield St turned left onto Springfield St. Shaers Market was on left and a Pizzashop on the right. Haven't been up there in 15yrs. I'm sure it's all changed.


ow golly gee...you dont mean where the stop&shop is huh/????:eek: :eek: :D yeah...you probably do.....!!!!!!;)
or there is a little plaza right before that with a bar and some other worthless things!!! (just kiddin)
yep....go about 3/4 of a mile down the street and take a right into my driveway!!! woo hoo!;) ;) ;) ;)

Mike,

I thought I saw you out there in the wash......but it was only a seal looking for a tasty treat.

How many more days?

It's already happened. Several days ago a fish around 25-30 pounds was taken on the inside of the hurricane barrier.

A friend of mine was talking with one of the tugboat operators on the other side who claims he saw a small boat go through the opening, then hook up and land a nice size striper. He hailed the fisherman with his loudspeaker and had him hoist up the fish. He said it looked like a 30 pound fish -- he was looking through his binoculars and got a good view.

I think a small boat fishing chunks off Washburn wire in the Seekonk river could expect to hook up a 30 pound plus fish any day now.

...I hope they don't show up too early!!.....I need time to fish fer Blacks!!!.....:D

..and the sooner they get here, the longer they'll probably stay up north!!!....:mad: ..its a No-win situation....:D...or maybe not!

...anyone catchin Tautog yet Fish_Eye?....you seem to have the right connections....as well as the left ones....:laughs:

Originally posted by Jenn


quote:
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Whenyou came to the end of N Westfield St turned left onto Springfield St. Shaers Market was on left and a Pizzashop on the right. Haven't been up there in 15yrs. I'm sure it's all changed.
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ow golly gee...you dont mean where the stop&shop is huh/????:eek: :eek: :D yeah...you probably do.....!!!!!!;)
or there is a little plaza right before that with a bar and some other worthless things!!! (just kiddin)
yep....go about 3/4 of a mile down the street and take a right into my driveway!!! woo hoo!;) ;) ;) ;)


I'm sure I wouldn't recognize it anymore. When I worked for the town, the Junior High on 87 was a new building, now it's almost 30yrs old. This fall when I hit the Big E, I'll have to ride up there and see for myself. Thanks.

This fall when I hit the Big E, I'll have to ride up there and see for myself. Thanks.

yeah...lemme know when yer goin and maybe I wil have to show you the "establishment "down the street.......and buy ya a beverage...;) ;) ;)

could it be??....:eek: ~ that time ~

don't really think it is time to bury this thread just yet. might have to wait for the dandilions first

AAAAAWWWWWW Right!!!....theres life in these here parts!!!....:D:D

bloo... went and took a look at that "place" we were talking about last night... and it is open. infact someone had even done a little shoveling work there recently. didn't see any sign though.was there at low tideish this afternoon.

creepy stuff!!!....IT'S COMING BACK TO LIFE!!!!.......:eek: :eek5: :err: :eek5:

Red, how wide would you say it gets during high tide??...and how deep is the channel that it creates???....

...A Guesstimate would be great!!!!.....:D


..and Pm me with the road that lead you there......;)

....wow, I ask a lot!!!!......:happy:

Look - it's the Incredible Hulk :smash: :smash:

I think he's stuck in the "Bruce Banner" metamorphisis stage......:D.......


.....fact of the matter is.........HE'S ALIVE!!!!.......:eek:

It does live.

.....303.....

My hands smell like fish ...;)

wow a whole day and no posts...what a shame...


PARTY HERE !!!!!! 3-16-02...STARTING AROUND 9 pm...byok

Heres the H bouy on our way SW Stellwagon for a day of Tuna wishin...:D

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now thats funny!:D

I just can't sit by and watch it die.

i hear ya!!!! tried to round up some people to a posting party saturday night.. but no one showed.. maybe next weekend:happy:

hey Red.......keep them fires burning.......

Ok since I am home sick today I will help you guys out a little.

..anybody else out there got the stomach bug??....

I thought I ate something bad, but it seems I got some kinda virus....it even made my head wooooozy!!...:rolleyes:

...Specialist, I know what WE need........some salted air....:D

Salty air yes that would be nice, maybe some screaming drag, and oysters on the half shell too.

I just hope I am well enough to go Saturday.

I went to check my email for some jokes, but there were not many today. Here is a tv show that never made it:

Here is a little pricless action for ya:

Here is Ireland's version of temptation island:

Lets see what else I can find. Can you tell I am board? Here is my wife on her first charter for stripers. Can ya tell who she takes after.

Ok I think I will browse some other places, I will be back later.

ok...its later...where are ya???:( ;) :rolleyes:

DON'T YOU SLEEP WOMAN????.....:confused:










:hf1: :jump1: :hf1: :jump1: :hf1:

I'm back but your not here. I guess I will go to bed.;)

i can't believe it...IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just 7 more hours and its spring :happy: And I have a new spring thing to look forward to the MASS BASS show:D What a day for a daydream what a day for a daydreaming boy!!!:p

...are there any fish to be caught ??.....do you really think its too early???...the saying goes...."the early bird gets the worm"....and uses it to CATCH FISH!!!!....:D

I KNOW they are getting fish in Providence, a good place to , AHHHHCHewwwww, uhh - be sick :p

It does still live!

Are most peeps goin' to the show on Saturday?

Guess I'll get it to 305.

OK....here goes.

.....305.....

305 AND STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

let it snow let it snow let it snow

:smash:

Jenn hows the snow over there ?

just my luck.....
I pull the boat out of the back yard onto the driveway last weekend now all week it's been cold and now snowing.:smash:

The weatherman says next week will be more like spring :D

I think I hear a flounder calling me :laughs:

DON'T YOU SLEEP WOMAN????.....

um...I DO believe you were up as well......hmm......actually looked like we had a few early A.M. visitors last....er....this morning!!!!

str1....the snow??? or rain..or uh...I am not quite sure what to call it!! LOL Least it could have done was snow a real snow....but NO! it had to rain! BAH! and with weather in the 50's tommorrow......

All right who's the wise guy who ordered the white stuff!!! :af:

well even though everyone usually blames me...it wasnt me!!! I had a pretty slim snowmobiling year and we have pretty much packed it up.....

....I am ready to fish!!!!!

aaaaa.....huh :rolleyes:

Tough winter with a new boat in the yard calling you every day Striper1? My wife bought me a 18.5 cc last fall one week before I was to go on a bear hunt up north, that was the worst hunt I have ever been on, just could not get my head on straight thinking about the boat all week. Then came winter and looking at it in the yard all coverd up for 5 months:smash: I think my wife was trying to put me over the edge but then I found this board and got thru the winter with a little help from my (new) friends!!! Are you going to trailer it or put it in the water? I think GS had a good idea the other day for a boating derby are you game?

I can fish two along with me in my boat, and GS can fit two also and I'm sure that new rig of yours could do two easily. One or two more and we could do it. I don't know how many showed for the 4 leg derbys last year but I bet it wasn't more than 10 or 15? Two more boats and we would fit 12 to 15!

Hi GS. A boating derby sounds like fun! Striper1 and myself keep our boats at the same marina in Quincy.. A couple of more weeks and we'll be out chasin cod:D

I hope I will be on one. :D Swede you at Capt. Cove?

Hey Specialist, yep it'll be in at Cptns Cove in a coupla weeks. Gonna start the spring cleanup on sun. I'm always looking for people to take out and seein as how ya live so close;)

....ummmmm...shouldn't that say SWEDE???.....:D:D

A boat derby would be fun, I think the issue is finding neutral ground ;) ... GS - has Scituate to Hull locked up, GB knows the lower Buzzards Bay, Bloo is getting to know that area, Striper1/Sweed/FW&BC/Schoolie Monster running the Hahbah Islands & Clamdigger in Naragansett Bay, and if I have a boat running by mid summer ;) - we'll need some fresh but local area to work... Wouldn't that be interesting, fish an area that people haven't fished before and needing to apply fish FINDING skills & reading the water & charts instead of running to 'Ol Joes Honey Hole ;) ... Something worth looking into, eh?

We should be able to fit the whole Striped-Bass crew on that baby, thanks for the invite Swede. Do we need to tip the tug skipper? Is there a full time chef in the galley? How about we bring the grills and anchor off the Block.:happy:

Swede, I saw the barges and couldn't resist. I would actually love to have a boat to bang around the bay with.306

GB, it will be 6 years with my boat the last 5 I have had the boat at a slip.

I would be game for a SB.COM boat derby

How about right out of the habah
;)

fishing around Quincy


There is a good Boat ramp in weymouth (back river)
then there in one in quincy in back of the sportsmans den

but then you guys with boats will find out my good spots :D

GB it sounds like fun.

Have boat will travel. I would need to find one or two freinds to help land and take pictures of all the big fish we will catch . Any ideas about who might want to go??;)

:bounce:

gb.. i have a camera, and have scrubbed clean my share of boats after a good day of fishing:D :D

and heck.. your just up the road a bit;)

this is how ya do it guys........:D:D......

Red can you make fish look bigger than they are with that there camera;) I think this could be a fun day trip and could be done at maybe one or two differant spots? Red your in as my first mate being so close you could bring the coffee and it would not be cold before I got to it.:D

Sorry Specialist but I think Bloo will have to be second mate as Red and I might want to do some Tog fishing at the same time and you now that crabs are the best at catching TOG:laughs:

This riddle will really mess with you.

It will take a lot of thought to solve it.





The Thompson triplets were sitting around watching television.





The reception was so bad that they decided

to throw away their TV and go buy a new one.







They checked their wallets and found that they only had $10 each.

So they took their $30 to a second hand store.

They met a salesman who told them he had a TV for sale for $30.



So they gave him $30 and took the TV.

However, when the salesman went in the back of the store

he realized that the price was supposed to be $25.

So he ran back outside to give them their $5 back.

But when he realized they had each paid $10

he didn't want to make it confusing so he only gave them $1 back each

and he kept the other two dollars for himself.



OK, let's recap. They paid $10 each which is $30 total.

The salesman gave them back $1 each and he kept $2 for himself.

So they actually spent $10 each minus $1 each.

Which means they spent $9 each.

9 X 3 = $27,

The salesman kept $2.

That's a total of $29.

Where's the other dollar?

Did I hear the word TOG.... how bout me and bloo against you and red in a little tog thingy... maybe lunch!

they each donated $10......each recieving a dollar back....meaning $27 dollars went to the salesman....the salesman keeping $2 for himself leaving the total cost of the tv at $25.

the trick part of the question??????? while they are each out $9 the total put toward the tv is 8 1/3 dollars each.

$8 1/3 x 3=$25
plus $1 x 3=$3
plus the $2 kept by thesalesman=$30

gimme something harded than that!!!!;)

Oh

allright!

.....307.....

hey bloo... turn it on

zzZZZZZzZzzzzz..........

GOOD MORNING!!! ......Nice to see someone still checks in to this thread........yeah, I'm talking about YOU!!!.....


.....You are a special person too, you have unique qualities that stand above the rest.....you bring light into dull peoples lives, you bring hope to the hopeless...when the going gets tough....you put your head down and start swingin...special people are hard to come by,.....so why not start off your day XXXtra Special...


.....send this message to 200 of your friends and you'll catch the biggest BASS of the season :D....now if you don't, :af: you'll be cursed with catching SKATES on your plugs!!!:eek: ...you'll slip on slime.....you'll fall asleep as that Blitz passes you by...you'll forget your surf bag on the cellar table!!...the guy on the side of you(who by the way, sent his 200 Emails out :D )....will catch a 50#er....

...(Don't you just love those Emails, who thinks this stuff up???) ....

oh no I don't have 200 friends now what ?

6 to go for 4600

6

5

4

3

2

4601

Got to keep it alive

.....hurry up May!!!!!

Had to add my two cents :)

.....is this a Fire Breathing Dragon???.....or Goose???......:D:D:D....



......"Hey, Goose.....wanna try some Jerky???......"....:eek: :happy:

One of the wonderful things about fishing is, it can be and often is very peaceful. Just you of a calm day or night maybe throwing a plug until weee hour into the night or kickin back after a hard days work watching your rod tip. All of a sudden all HELL breaks loose, adrenlin rushing through your body and you know you got a decent fish on......in the matter of seconds you went from peacefulness to the excitment that keeps us all going.


......and Bloo thats whats coming to you!! To bad it just isn't going to come only in the form of fishin:af:

Goose those eyes must be great for night fishing bet you don't even need a light to see your line while tying a knot!!!:laugha:

OOOOPS!!!.....TEST POST....:smash:

VICTIMS OF THE SUPER SPICY JERKY


...FISH_EYE
...J.HABS
...TATTOO
...JOHNR.
...BLOO :D
...GOOSE
...MILO

.....and more to come......:eek5: :blush: :crying:



.....see, and you thought all we had in common was fishing....:laughs:

Your a sick puppy, you know that?? :hf1:

hey, wait a minute........


...if I'm a sick puppy........whats this guy????.....:D:D:D

think he missed a spot... maybe not:smash:

looks like he got in a fight with a staple gun and lost...

uh......YUCK!!!!

ok....I can understand if its "tribal" or something........but ......

Just keepin' it alive

...if I'm a sick puppy........whats this guy????.....:D:D:D [/B][/QUOTE]


.......and Fish-Eye thought I was a freak.....:confused:

Didn't he do the first "Got Milk" commercial?

What size split rings is he using?

I like the neck rings worn by the women of the Padaung tribe in Mongolia...although I have seen a few women from Cranston that could give them a run for their money.

http://fisheye.striped-bass.com/images/april/neckrings.jpg

They first started doing this to protect from tiger bites.

Got me beat....

I wonder if it glows in the dark?

Only when her headlights turn on.......:eek: :D

Here's a couple of tattoos off the arms of Captain William Kitsos at Crocodile Bay Lodge.

http://fisheye.striped-bass.com/images/april/roostertattoo.jpg

http://fisheye.striped-bass.com/images/april/sailtattoo.jpg

Cool body art! :cool:

Is this thing on?

ok......lets talk about something different for a change....


....anybody ever get a fish taxedermified???....:D:D......


....where, species, size.......and of course $$$ Price!!!......


.....I've always had this dream of "Taxi-ing" every species that I target.....some people have their "game" rooms all done up with Deer, Boar, Raccoon.....etc.....I'd like to have one with .....Tautog, Bluefish, Codfish......STRIPER!!!.....etc.....

....how small can the fish be and still be taxidermitized....:D....I was even thinkin herring!!!...:eek:

bloo... i think it is Bass Pro Shops that will make up a plastic model of the fish you caught with whatever demensions you supply. i know they do large and small mouth bass and that was a few years ago, maybe they have broadened the types of fish they replicate.

Hey Bloo,

Janet Messinio on the Vineyard does a great skin mount on stripers but she also does a mean sea robin and has a crab and starfish display in the White House.

Good luck with the silversides and the sand eels.

Mike

Mike, I'm happy to hear you had a safe and fishfull trip...:D

....the whitehouse??...is that one near the bloo house....or the one in D.C. ???....:D


...how's your friend Jorge doing??....:)

Things to do when you're bored at WalMart


1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

3. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

4. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

5. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

9. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

12. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

13. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

14. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

....And last, but not least...

15. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

5 days without a post.. someone get a shovel.

I'm gonna be greedy....:D

I found something funny....and I want it at the top of the page...:p :p :happy:

ya know, maybe if they have this contest again next year.....JohnR could fix the dates and we'd have an incredible head start........


and all those jealous members who are now willing to join Team Looney, could get a membership card.....:happy: :happy: :D :eek: :smash:

If your silly and ya know it ......CLAP YOUR HANDS.....

If your silly and ya know it ......CLAP YOUR HANDS......

If your silly, and ya know it ....and ya really wanna show it....


......THEN POST !!!





:happy: :eek: :p :smash: :jump1: :jester: :hf1: :faga: :bshake:

JohnR is the man..........NO LIMITS ON SMILEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!



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and my ALL time favorite two!!!..:hf1: :jump1:

The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous
calls...



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a
sweet good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting,camping, and
fishing trips & cozy winter
nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will
have me eating out of your
hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door
when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and
I'm yours.



Call xxx-xxxx and ask for "Sandy"~~





~~~Callers found themselves talking to the local
Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Lab.



:hf1: :jump1: :hf1: :jump1: :hf1:

Hehehehe.... Did you go to humor school? Too often you have near soilin' my white thingies when I read this stuff http://striped-bass.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/tardmaker.gif

My dog is my Soul Mate - oh $%!# here comes my wife-gotta go!!!

...anyone else seeing these Buzzzers around again???.....


.....it seems over the last few years, their numbers have been increasing......!!!:mad: :eek: :confused: :confused:

Still lurking! :happy:

I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!! I want to do some pluggin but i gotta watch my son till she gets back from my sisters baby shower. It woulddnt be so boring if my son was awake then we could play some games! But i gotta let the little guy sleep :( Guess iu'll surf the net for awhile!

...Anthony, I think you need a fix......:D


...here bassy wassy....come git yer herring.....;)

Bloo, that pic reminds me of a scene from "Road Trip".

HEY FELLAS!!!!!!.....THE STRIPERS ARE CALLING!!!!...:D:D

Watched a GREAT movie last night - Usual Suspects - with Kevin Spacey and some other "characters". This movie is now in my ''TOP 5" movies of all time. Right up there with Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Fight Club. Kevin Spacey is the man - he won his first oscar for this movie but not alot of people heard of it. KEYSER SOZEA!!!!!KEYSER SOZEA!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS FLICK!!!!!!!!

Scotch - that's gotta be in my top 3 favorite movies. I'll be honest in that I haven't watched a lot of the classics but the way that movie unravels at the end - INCREDIBLE! Never would have expected it - but it is a new classic. And Spacey's performance is great.

My DVD copy is out on loan too at the moment - I wanna see it again.

GO BRUINS.....BEAT THE HABS !!!!!!!!!

...Some more weird facts....:)


A shrimp's heart is in its head. ...(isn't everything?...)...:)


It is impossible to lick your elbow. ...( :confused: Impossible???..hmmm...)


It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. ..(umm...I knew a few...:eek: )....


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit....(no comment!!..:D )


More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call....(I think the rest of us, have made up the difference...:) )


The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language. ...(ummm....ok)


Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. ...(talk about incest!!! :af: )


Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. ...( GROSS!! )


Most lipstick contains fish scales....( and most women don't like fish!!....HA! )...I said most, not counting our honeys...FW, Jenn...












Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow....( you know your gonna try it when no ones lookin :D)

John, did you watch the flipside of the DVD. Pretty cool interviews with cast and crew. I gotta watch the movie again! Bloo, WHY THE #%@$ CAN'T I LICK MY ELBOW!!! Its so close yet so far away.:(

Scotch - not yet. I loned it out after taking off the shrink wrap....

Bruins vs Canadiens - what a series. Reminds me of when I was a kid, that used to be a huge rivalry. OK so whos gonna be the next Hab taken out on a strecher. BIG BAD B's once again. That looked like MAYBE an elbowing penalty at best - don't know what the big deal is. I hope tomorow its drop the puck then drop the gloves:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: SOTB, are you going..........I say we suit up MR. O'RIELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh...yep...I did try the elbowq thing before I read all the way to the end....and I could not....then I got thinking and tried again! YES I CAN!.........you have to lick the inside of the elbow!!!!! but technically it can be done! HA! gotcha!


I have no life I know.......:rolleyes:

.......GO CELTICS...!!!!!.......


.....:(....what a nice comeback, if Antoine hadn't gotten so 3 point crazy....they might have had a chance......

..although seven in a row was pretty good......:D

hello

did you read all the posts??????


welcome homerun:D


go sox!!!!! uh think this could be the year?????? again:smash:

What type of bait would one use to catch a skate ???

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo.
He was a manly man's man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and while wearing the bright frock he led his mates into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on, the lookout spotted not one, but two pirate ships.
The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates.

That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"
The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood, and thus, you men will continue to resist, unafraid." All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a man's manly man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout once again spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual reply. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his mighty sailing ship and, without fear, turned, and calmly shouted:
"Get me my brown pants."

LOL :)

.......don't be mad cause I made ya look.... :p :laughs:

Just checking in.

Following OX's lead I couldn't resist

Help...... I think I'm having FISHING NIGHTMARES....... I cast out my line......feel a hit......the rod bends and the fight is on....line peels off the spool.......I'm thinking world record.......work for what seems an eternity........finally I see a dark hulk rising from the depths..........aarrrgggghhhh it's JANE SWIFT.......:eek5::crying:

Every year I wonder, is the Boston Bruin organization watchin this, do they want lord stanley as bad as us fans do? When is that day going to come when the Bruins skate with the cup!

Originally posted by Goose
When is that day going to come when the Bruins skate with the cup!


Goose.....:smash: ..they don't allow drinks on the ice....:D:D....just water bottles...:laughs:

I HATE ROCKS,STONES AND PEBBLES

Then stop digging in my yard.......................;)

this damn thing is still going . I have blisters on my fingers and rocks in my head . Dancing like little volkswagons ! round ones ,little ones ,big ones ,tan ones ,weed ones . Im smoking berry leaves from cutty again !

Puffin' the magic dragon huh Chris?:cool:

ppppfffffttttt no stems no seeds that you dont need cuttyhunk red is good ass weed ! ppppffffftttt

Chris........at least your wife will be happy now......you learned a new dance step.....

....THE CUTTYHUNK SAMBA...

TWO STEPS FORWARD.....ONE STEP BACK ;)

....you liked it so much, you went all the way around!!...:happy:

gil, you forgot .... STAGGER TO THE LEFT, AND THEN ROCK SLIDE TO THE RIGHT.. NOW EVERYONE DRAG THE BAG!!


:humpty: :humpty: :humpty: :humpty: :humpty: :humpty:



wanna fish Sat night ?????

uh oh.....looks like the 'Titanic' hit an ice berg.......she's starting to sink.....:cool: I'll put her back on the top again.....:D


Red....theres something going on at the Canal on Saturday night...I'm pretty sure I'll be there...if your interested~

Red.....I tried calling you Saturday afternoon....phone was busy...you must have been on the 'puter'....:rolleyes:


..you didn't miss much...:smash: cept' for mosquitos...and a rod-breaking moment...:laughs: sorry NJSurf....couldn't resist!!

....and now back to our regurlarly programmed nonsense....:D


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FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

...hey Bill


...have you seen the new line of poles??...

....they're intended to be used with the "broken-back" plug......

Its called the broken-back rod!!!:laughs: :laughs:


.....Sorry Kurt, but I'm a 'stickler'...and I love busting stones :cool:

It's just funny how Goose just finished telling the story about helping people...then all of a sudden....."KKKKKKRRRRRRAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!"...

...ok...so I'm a bit ree-todded!!!......SUE ME :happy:

:smash: Yes I heard that you need to knock at least 1' off of every new rod just to get the action right.

:af: That was my favorite lucky faithfull rod that was handed now to me by Saint Croix him self :crying: .......lucky for me I have one more rod ;)

Goose,

I felt really terrible about busting your rod. I sent you a PM w/ another appology.

The next time Im keeping my Jeep close by, that way I wont have to grub a ride from a stranger to change locations.

I hope you are able to replace the rod.

BADA

BING!

313

....Snow White, from Planet of the Apes.....:D

...called Bloo up for a date...

...they skipped dinner and headed straight for...

Wow this thing is still going. :eek:

:eek: ..where are you Snow White???...:D

It just won't DIE (not that it should)

http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/teamlooney2.gif

I can't find my snap swivel.

Mr. Sandman.....breath deep.....no!!! on second thought don't;) :happy: :happy:

..I hope he had his "head - lamp" on .....:happy:

Anybody notice all the shooting stars last night??

Shooting stars, eh? Musta been a slow night fishing...

BADA :happy:

BING :happy:

BANG! :af:

314 :smash:

its still alive????? yikes.......

sounds like a little boredom going on....DONTMAKEME GET THE TRIVIA OUT AGAIN!!!! just kidding....that was then........

good to see it's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

not as alive as it used to be though!!! HA!HA!

ahhh....the good ole days when a bunch of wackos would sit around typing a whole bunch of nothingness!!!:p

WHACKOS???

I 'VE BEEN PUTTING SALT IN MY BATH WATER .......:( :(

OH HOW I MISS THE EAST COAST.... :(

gilly, when you gonna be back? gotta feeling this is gonna be a smoker fall!!! CAN YOU FEEL IT!!!!!

I can't feel anything from here red....I can only smell the heat coming from the GM plant next door.


....Stuck out here for another week and a half...:af: watching fishing shows on TV....


....send me a PM and let me know what I've been missing:rolleyes:

GP - Look on the bright side, you may the most western migration of the bLoOcRaB :D ....

Sorry dude...

saturday-TODAY

Jenn and her husband Bruce are comin over and spendin a night fishing.....Lets see


Waiters
bait
sinkers
hooks poles
lantern
flashlight
light sticks

anything i am forgetting???????:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

anything i am forgetting???????

uh...yep........you forgot my pillow and my binky.....;) ;) ;) got halway home and we had to uh...stop at wendy's parking lot to crash for a few......got home and slept half the day away...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ....but it was well worth it!!!:)

I 'VE BEEN PUTTING SALT IN MY BATH WATER .......

ah....yes...whackos.....crazies, nutcases.......and youre part of all this.....;) ;) ;) ;)

I'm not part of anything Jenn...:laughs:


I'm the "Saint" of the group!!!


....Ok, Ohio SUX!!!!:rolleyes: particularly the town I'm stuck in....I've been to many restaurants..(as well as some other places I won't mention :p ).....and I've been asking around as to what they do for enjoyment.


They ask me where I'm from.....~I tell them~....they then frown and say that I've come to the most boring place in the U.S.A....in comparison to my area

:( :mad: :( :mad: :( wrong answer!!!!

I've seen people trailering around boats...:confused: FOR WHAT??....there's a river in town, very narrow by the way...and I saw someone water ski-ing today ...They couldn't swing the boat around at all, NO ROOM!!:o ...they were just driving straight ahead...how FUN:smash:

they have something called the Oregon District....supposed to be there "Hot Spot"...:laughs: :laughs: WHAT A JOKE!!!

OK...gotta go, I'm out of Coronas....:( my entertainment for the last two weeks:(

I'm not part of anything Jenn...

SAINT???????? yeah..RIGHT!!!!!;)

, I'm out of Coronas.... my entertainment for the last two weeks

I hope youre putting plenty of salt in them to keep your levels up!!!:D

if you want entertainment I will reroute my phone calls to you....:( my phone rang 17 times since 3;30 this afternoon......not to mention the outgoing calls I made......:rolleyes: ......I will sit around drinkin coronas and you can take care of all the depressing CRAP going on right now......:( :( :( I dont wanna be a therapist anymore.......or at least I should be getting paid for it....HA!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I am on the puter now because I WANT to tie up the phone line just so my phone doesnt ring AGAIN......:( how sad..... please....just let me babble.....my brain is mud....I have had plans this weekend for a while and they got cancelled just the other day......hubby has plans saturday....I am thinking of how nice it would be just to "wander off " to the great sands of the cape....all by myself.........that would be heaven right now.......mebbe....mebbe......

BADA

BOINK :happy:

315 :laughs:

Oh.....the bandwith!

good to see your still out there kicking OX, doing any fishing???? and as for you brother crab.. welcome back. lets do some fishing and get you back in shape.

This thing just won't die. OX, good to see you back.

A city boy decided to quit the rat race and bought himself a farm, which included a few sows. He wanted to breed the sows, but had no idea how to go about it. His neighbor volunteered his boars for the job, and told the city boy to bring them over in the pickup the next day. In the afternoon when he went to pick them up, the city boy asked how he would be able to tell if the sows were impregnated. He was told to look and see where they were early in the morning. If they were up on the hill, they were pregnant; if they were in the sty, it hadn't worked. The next morning, he leapt from the bed and looked up the hill, but alas the pigs were down in the mud. Grumbling, he loaded them back into the pickup and headed for the neighbors. The following three mornings were just the same; he would leap from the bed, look up the hill, find the pigs down in the mud and have to return them to the neighbors to let the boars have another shot at them. On the fifth morning, he looked up the hill, and there were no pigs. He looked down in the sty; still no pigs. He called to his wife, "Where the hell are the pigs today?" Amid hysterical laughter, she managed to choke out, "They're down in the truck, and the big one is honking the horn!"

...what about a PIG KISS...for making you smile???:D

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws." ;)

Last week, a few miles from here, a Little League team was playing a game one evening. The ball field is adjacent to a large ranch where cattle, swine and poultry are raised. It seems that the game was very close and was coming to an end.

It was the bottom of the ninth inning. The team at bat was one run behind with a runner at second base. The batter was nervous, having a count of three balls and two strikes. The next pitch might decide the game! Just as the pitch was thrown, a large hog broke through the center field fence and ran onto the field.

At this exact moment, the batter managed a direct hit on the incoming pitch and launched the ball into the outfield. The ball headed straight for the boar and finally hit him on the flanks. As the opposing team stared at him, the pig stopped in his tracks, then grabbed the ball in his mouth, swallowed it, and ran back through the fence and disappeared.

The umpire, proving that he was up to the occasion, ruled that the batting team had won, since the hit was ... an inside-the-pork home run.


:laughs: :laughs: :confused: :rolleyes: ....ok..ok

...you're sure to get a chuckle out of this one......;)




Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night, when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About one hour later, Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happened to you?" asked Bill.

"Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad, passionate love to me." said the driver.

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Clinton.

The driver replied, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver and I just killed the pig."

Pigs are only good for one thing...... on the end of jigs!

An old country farmer with serious financial problems
bought a mule from another old farmer for $100, who
agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
However, the next day he drove up and said,

"Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died."

"Well, then, just give me my money back."

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload the mule."

"What ya gonna do with a dead mule?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

"Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the two met up and the farmer who
sold the mule asked,

"Whatever happened with that dead mule?"

"I raffled him off just like I said I would. I sold 500
tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

What a great story AnthonyN wrote on page 2 of this thread.
"WHAT REALLY COUNTS."

Take a well done!

Regards,
Rob

How many posts on here now? 7,000??;)

yea JignPigz were kool for freshwata, bet theyr'e good for stripers 2!:)

heres one for all you huntin fans out there (not me)


A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

:laughs: :laughs:

and another, for all you mystery fans:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later , Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." '"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and
insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

:laughs: :laughs:

Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White, and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch.

Hercules says, "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."

Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how can I be sure?"

Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"

Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."

Hercules says "Great, Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."
Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm going to find out for certain that I'm the ugliest."

The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."

Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest."

Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says, "Who the hell is _______________?"

(fill in the __________ with your buddy that deserves to get some grief.)

errr, bump :eek5:

It's ALIVE.............

Holy Smokes!!!!!!! Ya'll really have one going here!!!!! Hey John and friends- picked up on this board from the seacraft site- wasn't going to post because you guys seem to be localized from Mass, but our local board (Virginia) has a pretty long thread going also. Check us out:

http://www.tidalfish.com/boards2/viewthread.asp?forum=AMB_AP934078799&id=14409

Thanx, and please send those big rockfish(striped bass) soon, the dinks under 40" are getting old.:D :D :D

Hey Miles - welcome to S-B :kewl: ... Yeh, I like that site. Tidalfish is a good and BIG site for down that way. I don't get much chance to read in there, but I've always liked that site.

Now I have a question for ya - Are you actually towing "Miles" with a Wrangler? Ouch ;) talk about the boat walking the truck on the highway

This thread was a competition of sorts between different sites that use this same message board, we have some 4700+ messages on this thread and 21K views but it was a big running joke/chat thread...

I think the winner of the competition had some 25 THOUSAND posts on a "Lord of the Rings" movie website...

But they didn't have a "Team Looney" :hs: :hihi:

And most (but not all) of the big gals have already passed here on their way to ya... Hope the back gets better!

Thanx John-

That is a jeep wrangler towing my baby the first time I put her in the water. Since the inlet is only a couple of miles from the house here it did ok. (it also was the last time I used it). I thought it was a cool pic though and really shows off the size of the hull for a 23' boat!!!!

Glad you guys are sending the big gals on down. I do here of some 40" fish showing up more and more on a daily basis. Hopefully the tournament thing that the dealer is trying to put on this month will be a sucess. I would like to see it as an annual event but not necessarily here every year. We truly have superb fishing basically starting now and weather dependant, running thru february. Maybe next year after my back gets a little better you might take a trip down so you can see for yourself. Do you guys have a slot limit up there??? We had one up to a couple of years ago and they removed it last year:confused: . Anyways enough of my jabbering- I will keep an eye on you guys up there :D and if you come on any hot baits, let me know- I would be happy to do the same- MoJo's Parachutes etc- Craig

Hey Miles - at least tell me it was a 4.0 Litre Wrangler :) ...

To be honest, we're not letting you have them willingly :p . This fall run wasn't all that great in my mind, not bad, but it did not live up to it's potential when the weather crashed hard.

That dealer tourney could be interesting for next year but I'm on a short leash after draining the cookie jar during the fall. It would be nice to see it move around a bit too.

Up in Rhody - no slot, 2 fish over 28 inches (not that I'd keep a 28 inch fish). In Mass, 1 fish over 28 inches. With A-6 around the corner, I doubt a slot is going to happen around here like it originally looked. A lot more potential problems with a slot up here than down there I suppose.

See ya...

Just thought I'ld let ya know my daughter is an awsome flute player. :)

I think its almost time again!!! :rolleyes: :smash:

yep...think your right

should have a few more looneys this year

Just checking in.............

I may play...:laughs:

are you certifiable????:happy:

HI!:)

hey no one really NEEDS to be certifiable.......just hang around enough and you'll get your degree!!! HA!HA!:eek:

Sure just ask my doc...:smash: Ok I'm hearing voices again where are my pills!

Are we there yet??:D

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/bloo/teamlooney2.gif

I do have one request - when the Team Looney logo just needs to go up, use this link: <>http://www.striped-bass.com/images/bloo/teamlooney2.gif<> but relpace the <> with an "" bracket at the front and "" at the back, this will call it upi from memory instead for the 4 megs of TeamLooney images we had earlier on the Longest Thread :laughs:

:eek5:

Thats a lot of Looney

John, you better re-read the fineprint.

There are NO rules in LooneyVille...unless created & approved by the LooneyVille committee which has yet been formed. Chapter V. - Article VII: verse; 34. This Bible can be accessed thru our website, which is currently closed to all Non-Looney-ians due to the fact that Jenny Lopez married Ben Afleck. For further information on the type of registration which requires very little compensation but rewards with great amounts of constipation, you must get a prescription from you Dr. and submit it - via Post, PM, email, currier pigeon, burro etc....

"Act your Age!!" ...will NOT be tolerated here!!!....so don't do it!


Party on!!!......fellow Looney-ians >>>:D:D<<<

I'm picking the older lady (Jane)!!

I was voting for her.... but that weasel got it......:rolleyes:

I admit I am so addicted to that show!!!! next one is the amazon!!!!! that ought to be pretty wild, eh????

I was surprised he had so many skeletons in his closet, but then again how could he skillfully control so many people without some baggage.

Isn't it almost tiem for another page???

How about now?